The Ongoing Adventures of Officer Asshole Part Duo!!!

Why hello there my friends. Instead of getting caught up on Hakuouki Hekketsuroku like I promised I figured haha let’s put that off for one more day and blog about some jerks I know. Because everyone loves jerks.

That and how much more fail can one person take in the Winter Anime season right? XD Of course I could just watch for the pretty boys like I do Starry Sky…

But in any event it is time for part two of one of the rudest customers at our store to date. And given how many asshole customers we have that is saying a lot. Here is part one for those who need a refresher.


Part two of our amazing adventure has nothing to do with me. :( I know, tis very sad. Part three is ALL ABOUT ME THOUGH. XD But yeah we were out of town when this occurred so all I have is second hand information. But since everyone said the same thing I choose to believe things went down pretty much as they said it did.

But my co-workers also suck for not informing me of this wonderful mess the second I came back to work. I got an OH YEAH when it finally came up. Because I would have been telling every single person that came in the door if this was my news.

Before we went on vacation Officer Asshole came back to our store. Not to apologize. Well unless you think this is an apology “Sorry I called that girl’s mom dumb”. This was said to momager, the person he called dumb. So he apologized to me for hearing it but not to the person he called it too. INTERESTING FOLKS. So no he wasn’t there to apologize that he wasted our food or called an employee dumb. He was there to get his 2 dollars back.

That is right folks. This man cost us product, held up our line, CALLED MY MOM DUMB and now he wants his two dollars back. If this had happened to me (minus the dummy part but I guess that makes the story worse..) I would never show my face again to that restaurant. Never. But this man is not only an asshole but an incredibly stupid asshole.

Also my momager gave him back his two dollars. She should have given it back to him in unrolled pennies but since I was not there he got two bills back. Just rarw.

So a week goes by and we hear nothing from Officer Asshole. I figured he took his two dollars and ran. Onward we go to the coldness that is New Hampshire. We come back from the snow and the 17 degrees and a few days later our boss decides to then tell me the AWESOME STORY OF PWNESS.

It was a busy Friday night. Later a co-worker would tell me it was the worse night he had ever worked. I can imagine so since momager and I were both out of town. But tempers were short, people were lined up out the door, and tickets were everywhere. Things were so busy that the owner was answering the phones. And that is when Officer Asshole called.

The order started off okay. Okay as three people are at the counter and need to be rung up and MOG why don’t you know what you want to eat. But fake smile fake smile right? Wrong. Because then Officer Asshole had the NERVE to say this.

“Oh and usually I get a policeman discount so my total is only $XX.XX”.

A quick look at the phone and my boss was like oh great, it’s HIM. But here is the magical part of the story folks. My boss’ spine….it grew three sizes that day. This was his reply.

“We offer a policeman discount to those on duty and in uniform. Your wait is 30 minutes”.

A miracle right? Well Officer Asshole scoffed at the time and got off the phone. Seasons change and blah blah. Officer Asshole shows up and his pizzas are actually ready. Boss gets the pizzas and rings him up for two carry-out specials. Officer Asshole is SHOCKED at such the high price (see three dollars more people, this is all over three dollars) and asks where his policeman’s discount was. Please note that the dining room is still full and people are waiting behind Officer Asshole.

Boss puts on his fake smile and says like he said on the phone the discount is for on duty in uniform police officers and repeats the total. Officer Asshole just looks at him. Then…then…he looks around the store. Like the part where we work and make the pizzas. As if to look for someone else to back him up and give him the discount. AS IF HE WASN’T TALKING TO THE OWNER RIGHT NOW.

But it gets better folks. Boss says sir you either need to pay $XX.XX or leave. I have a line full of people waiting to pay. XO My boss….said these things…OUTLOUD?! The boss that gives away things for free when people cuss me out and threaten my life? WHY WASN’T I THERE?!?!

But then BUT THEN Officer Asshole ASKS FOR THE OWNER!!!! XO XO XO Why wasn’t I there people?! WHY?!?!?!? Officer Asshole mentioned before he comes here ALL THE TIME yet he doesn’t know who the owner is? Mog this is classic.

But then THEN my boss turns to….how do I put this. There is this dude who works at another pizzeria that was there helping out since momager and I were not. He sucks. Like worse person I have ever worked with my entire life. And when you picture the typical restaurant worker he is that man. Just…no. No no not the kind of person I would want to talk to. Also he has been in our restaurant a grand total of 4 times since the store opened. No one would ever take him for the owner.

Anyway my boss turns to this RANDOM MAN and says his name. Random man, who has been listening the whole time, says No policeman discount without uniform, pay $XX.XX now and goes back to work. WHY WASN’T I THERE??!?!!

Boss says then Officer Asshole got mad, paid the proper amount, and stomped out. And that customers behind Officer Asshole were disgusted with his behavior. And Tenchi cried because she was not there to witness amazingness.

BUT SHE WAS THERE FOR PART TROWA!! Stay tuned my friends!