Monday, January 24, 2011

Kore wa Zombie desu ka episode 3

So like…if you are a government agency you should take your government’s money right? Like….if you didn’t that would be the stupidest thing ever right? So like….when I went today to get a passport and they wouldn’t accept cash it’s my right to think that is total bull right? Because apparently I was supposed to bring a money order or turn into a 75 year old lady who still has checks. REALLY PEOPLE. REALLY.

Someone obviously doesn’t want me to go to Japan. Screw them.

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THEY'RE ALL GOING TO LAUGH AT YOU!!!

To keep up the theme of SPECIAL today let’s blog Kore wa Zombie desu ka episode 3. I am sure it will be amazing. Spoilers for panties and bowling balls.



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We doubt the amazingness of this episode.

Episode Summary: Haruna is having a dream of being an awesome magical girl. But one of the monsters turns into her favorite pudding and she is heartbroken that she can’t eat it. When she fails to wake up the alarm morphs into an angry chicken thing and drills a hole into her head. Ayumu makes breakfast for his super great harem and goes to school. Haruna is still thinking about pudding and goes to snatch the last one in the fridge. Only Eucliwood is like BITCH that is my pudding snack. Or something like that. The girls decide to battle for the pudding cup. Only they are so awesome at everything in the world all the games end in a tie. They later decide to go out to eat on Ayumu’s dime.

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Pay no attention to the man under the umbrella.

At school Ayumu is forced to live under an umbrella as it is a nice day outside. He watches every girl in class turn down his friend Orito who has free tickets to go bowling. Ayumu agrees to go with him even though doing so will alienate him from the girls. Orito continues to be stupid when they go to Mcdonalds when he doesn’t see the beauty in ugly masks. At the bowling alley Ayumu has a heart attack as his harem is there bowling away. Orito is like WHOA hot babes and has perverted fantasies about them. Ayumu tries to hide and cover up the fact that he knows the girls but they all trot over and blow his cover. Orito is obviously distraught over the fact his friend lives with hotties. After crying tears of sorrow Orito is like well then you got to visit my friend who is in love with you too as a way to make things up. But Ayumu wants to go anyway as he learns the girl (Kyoko) was a victim of the serial killer. They get to the room and the small talk is really dumb. Once Orito is out of the room Ayumu questions Kyoko on the killer and is all X___X to hear Kyoko describe Eucliwood. Eucliwood is busy eating her pudding cup as Haruna and Sera battle for it. THE END.

WELL THEN FOLKS!

No one got their head bitten off in this episode so I declare it….not as spectacular as other animes. And since Ayumu got cut in half in the first episode that might be more epic if it wasn’t Kore wa Zombie desu ka.

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Also Eucliwood getting a different voice each week is special too.

This episode was “special” none the less. Such special moments included the girls fighting over a pudding cup. Now I am not sure why there was fighting when someone’s ( Eucliwood) name was written on the cup. Like rules are rules, even if you are a made up character in an anime. You don’t mess with people’s food, especially their dessert. But yeah there was fighting over a pudding cup. Instead of going out to BUY pudding cups for all. Because if they were going to spend money on take out and bowling why couldn’t they buy more pudding cups? WHY PEOPLE!

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BRA PLEASE!

This episode was also special because Haruna now has clothes. Not sure why she didn’t have clothes last episode but now she does. Just POOF. Maybe now that she has clothes she can go to the store and buy a bra? JUST SAYING.

This episode was also super special because Orito takes Ayumu to meet a girl (Kyoko). Oh that was a whole sentence. Not Orito is this girl’s next door neighbor or was a childhood friend or something. No no, this girl is like a sister to Orito and she happens to be in love with Ayumu and Ayumu has no idea who she is. And neither do I. But the writers made sure I knew Kyoko had big boobies. BACK STORIES DO NOT MATTER.

Sera really hasn’t developed as an important character. Seems to me she is just there to be the girl with huge boobies. And hate Ayumu more than Haruna. But I guess she is necessary so Haruna has someone to talk to. Hmm people hmm.

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The drink of losers.

I do like that Orito is a loser freak. Usually it is the main character who is a loser freak and the best friend is either a loser freak with him or one who gives advice to help out mainy. But no, Orito is wrong about everything and I enjoy that in a man. Even if I agree those masks were ugly and girls wouldn’t like them. So him freaking out that Ayumu lives with all hot girls was enjoyable and he probably suffered brain damage from that bowling ball. In short Ayumu totally deserves Orito as a best friend.

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Yes....actually no. Do not want.

I think that I enjoy Ayumu not keeping the girls a secret. Usually the main tries to keep the harem a secret and it turns into elaborate plot of hiding them when friends come over and how the harem keeps popping up spoiling the plan. I like how everything is out in the open now and Ayumu will have to suffer the consequences. Or Orito coming over every day and pretending the girls are more amazing than they really are.

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Serial killers...not caring about the people they kill? NO WAY XO

The only important thing that happened in this episode was serial victim girl pointing the finger at Kyoko. Not that I would be in the right frame of mind to talk about the person who killed my parents and attacked me but the plot must go on. Kyoko is all like yeah someone with blue eyes stabbed me. Not a GIRL WEARING COSPLAY but a girl with blue eyes. But in any event Ayumu now is thinking OH SNAP by number one girl Eucliwood is a killer. Which probably is not the case but we need some drama okay!

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The face of a serial killer.

And if it is Eucliwood maybe Ayumu will get his head bitten off people!! Never give up! That is my motto.

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Too cute to eat XO

Oh and I think the pudding monster was the best thing about this episode. The end.

2 comments:

eternia said...

The pudding monsters are super cute! I am gonna keep them instead of eating them. ^_^
Eucliwood has different voice each time because they have never heard her voice, thus these people can only imagine it. It's really creative of the animator. But it will be heartbreaking if Eu-chan is really the serial killer. She has motive, too: She killed people to practice on her necromancy.
Now that's scary.

Christina said...

Eternia- It is slightly disturbing that the dudes are imagining her sounding so young. X_X She is deadly but deadly jailbait is not as hot as deadly mature woman.

The pudding monster is too cute. I nominate it to be a mascot for whatever popular pudding is out in Japan right now. DO IT.

As long as no one living loses their heads anytime soon I think I will be okay with Eucliwood being a split personality killer person thing. But maybe she has an evil twin instead. We have no evil twin yet.