Kuroshitsuji II episode 11: HOLY CRAP PEOPLE!

Two more days until AWA people. Excitement is in the air.

But that is not what this post is about. No this is about Kuroshitsuji episode 11. But I have changed the name of the series because I feel Kuroshitsuji (Black Butler) doesn’t do it justice. So I am renaming this series What the Hell is going on?!?! Or maybe just WTF for short. But since that is used a lot that might not work.

But we watch it anyway!

Okay I will work on the title. Spoilers for my brain exploding and someone getting an awesome new outfit.


Episode Summary: WHAT THE EPISODE YOURSELF! Seriously folks. No words can describe all the WTFness in this episode.

I would DIE for you...you know it's true

But I had to…here is a brief one: Alois forces the butlers to run through a maze answering questions about him, repainting his own history to seem more likable. The point is to cause Sebastian to lose and Claude to win so Alois will have proof that Claude loves him. Only Claude won’t lie on the last question about why he killed Alois (he says he did so to get Ciel). Ciel and Alois fight over the body and the truth comes out about both their situations. Ciel knows he got his revenge. Alois learns that his brother contracted with HANNA and that Hanna cared for him and that is why Hanna has been taking care of Alois all along. Ciel gets out long enough to tell Sebastian he forgives him and to eat his soul RIGHT NOW! But then Alois takes control and decides he loves Hanna and her love and makes a contract with her. The two butlers both make a pact to make it to Ciel and steal him from Hanna. But they arrive too late as she has nommed the Alois saturated Ciel soul. THE END NOW GO WATCH IT NOW!

HOLY SHIT PEOPLE! X_X Like really my mind is blown.

Remember the days when I was the only demon contractor? Can we go back to those days?

At first I was like okay Hanna explain to us what went down because apparently we are stupid. Normally I enjoy explanation because I am the girl confused in the corner. But what happened last week to Ciel/Alois seemed rather self explanatory so why waste my time. But I guess Claude and Sebastian needed to know and Hanna wanted to shove it in their faces so yay right?

Aw poor Claude.

Then Hanna explained the rules and I thought the entire concept of the maze was dumb. Like real dumb. Alois has lost his mind and he is going to torturing the butlers for a bit. BECAUSE THEY DESERVE IT! But yeah a maze, questions? Wtf is all this baloney?

Even Ciel himself trying to fight his way out of Alois’ memories was snooze city. We already knew he was going to do that and eventually Ciel was going to figure out Sebastian is his BBF. So the internal struggles within the body that is Ciel wasn’t that amazing to me. Alois trying to damage him and banging his head against the ground was a bit strange but meh.

Consensual yaoi is what I stand behind.

Grell and the fangirl service was pretty awesome. Up to the last moment Grell is trying to get in Sebastian’s pants. Or get Sebastian to get in his pants. Sebastian don’t be such a user. You know Grell has all these feelings and you are ignoring them and throwing him through fire. Poor Grell.

MOG PEOPLE! Just MOG! The tears!

Alois and his crying that Claude really loves him almost made me cry. Like deep down this kid knows Claude doesn’t care for him but he is putting Claude through this test to have “proof” that Claude loves him. Now I feel bad for this little psychopath. :(

OH SNAP PEOPLE!

Then the questions started getting interesting. So I guess it is good that Ciel was trying to wake up as different IMPORTANT questions about the entire series were getting answered. At first the questions were easy and Alois showed the men that they could lie/were suppose to lie to get out further in the maze. But then BAM the truth started to leak out. That Ciel already got his revenge from Sebastian. That the whole arm cutting off incident made season two possible.

FUCK YOU CLAUDE XO

And then Claude breaks Alois’ heart again. Because the first time Alois was in the middle of dying and it happened so fast maybe he didn’t have time to feel betrayed and sad. But now he is giving Claude every chance to lie about why he killed him and Claude rather tell the truth than give Alois even a tiny bit of comfort. I know I have some readers who love Claude…but that was too horrible for words. MY POOR ALOIS!! :( All he wanted was you! Sure he wanted revenge at first but all he wanted in the end was you and you wanted Ciel and all is horrible!!!

BEHOLD THE TRUTH! Aka feelings!!!!

Then shit hits the fan. CLAUDE HAS BEEN LYING THE ENTIRE TIME! Hanna was the brother’s contractor not Sebastian. WHAT THE HELL PEOPLE?! There is no way that Claude knew Ciel and his tasty soul back then. And if there was a previous beef between Sebastian and Claude this is a complicated way of settling things. So why people? WHY?!?!? XO

And then BAM Hanna used to be just as bad as the boys. Well maybe not as bad as she didn’t find the entire concept of butler and master awesome and ate souls because she had to. But then she met the brother and developed FEELINGS! Like she cared about that little boy so much all she wanted to do was make him happy. Sadly all that made him happy was his brother being happy thus Hanna had to eat his soul which caused her great sadness. EMOTIONS! Well Claude had emotions too but those were more like YES I GET TO EAT SOULS and not :( But I love this little kid.

The tears people, the tears......

So this explains why Hanna was so willing to do crazy shit for Alois despite the fact he was an asshole to her. Part of his brother’s soul lives on in Hanna (which is creepy) and over time Hanna grew to love Alois too. She saw how he was being used by Claude and wanted to protect him. The love Alois wanted all along was right in front of his face.

Whoa outfit change...

Oh and did I mention that Hanna used to run around half naked and the butler men were hers? Yeah people. Yeah. The only reason Claude had a competent band of servants is because Hanna wanted to be near Alois and let herself be used. MY MIND IS BLOWN PEOPLE!

MOG POOR ALOIS!

Oh and there is some scene when Ciel gets a hold of himself long enough to tell Sebastian to come eat his soul. I guess that his way of telling Sebastian he is sorry and still trusts him. Because Ciel is full of light and love and virtue. And if he hadn’t have said the words EAT ME him being that sweet and determined would be awesome .But since Ciel wants to die and make sure Claude doesn’t get him. Not really something to dance about.

Alois then starts crying and crying that Hanna loved him all along and invites Alois to make a contract so she can eat him. Again people this would be much more awesome if it wasn’t about rekilling a little kid but it was slightly sweet. ALOIS JUST WANTS LOVE! He even cries to Claude that he is taking Hanna’s love but he really wanted his. Hanna and him make a contract and poof Alois is gone as is Ciel.

Interesting word choice.

The episode ends with Claude and Sebastian trying to work together against Hanna. Because she has TRICKED their master into light and love and the such. I really don’t think Ciel’s soul is going to stay in Hanna and more than likely she will die. I just hope this all goes down epically and no one gets anyone’s soul.

But at least Alois got to experience some peace. Poor kid needed it.