Get those boobs a bra STAT! Send in a rescue team!
Today was to be epic zombie day. First we go see the new Resident Evil movie and I would dance on home to watch High School of the Dead. My heart would be full of zombie goodness.
However that is not to be. I fail at life and thought OH I could just watch the Resident Evil movie in regular vision and not 3-D. Because I am that dumb. So I get home with a massive headache because 3-D glasses and regular glasses do not mix. And then…yeah this episode. On with the sad show people. Sad sad show.
Rei never needs attention. EVER!
Episode Summary: On the Shido bus of underage sex people are still making out and being “sexy”. Shido is going on about how he is a tainted adult and loves them all….after he threw a boy outside to die. Great leader there. Saya in the meantime is yelling at her father’s employees about something. Not sure once but it ends with the Chinese lady leading a rebellion of…we won’t kill anyone because that is wrong. Saya is not impressed and stomps out with the boys. Kohta calms Saya down by reminding her that it is a natural human reaction to not believe the awful stuff in front of your face. Takashi thinks Kohta is super smart and apparently that makes him a good leader. Elsewhere Saeko is having the most boring conversation with Saya’s dad about a sword. But the conversation ends with them agreeing Takashi is awesome. Rei decides to go visit Takashi who is questioning his leadership abilities when everyone else seems so awesome. Rei goes on and on how wonderful Takashi is to her now and that people flock to that. She says she wants to be with Takashi forever even if he bangs another girl. Takashi is touched by her words he grabs….pushes her down on the bed and the two attempt to have fun times. Only they stop because Rei is still in a lot of pain. But probably so the show could have a lower rating.
Takashi will get his balls cut off one day mark my word.
She leaves the room and bumps into Saeko. Awkward. Shido’s bus of boobies has made it to a guarded check point and since it is guarded by men they get in. Takashi talks to Saya’s dad about his amazing plans to rescue everyone’s parents and he is given the go ahead to die spectacularly in the streets. Saeko wants to go with him because last time she got kisses and boob grabs. But before they can leave Rei spots Shido on the grounds and runs out to kill him. We then learn that Shido had a really hard life too people and it’s totally his father’s fault that Rei was failed. But instead of telling Rei any of this he eggs her on to kill him. In the end she decides it’s not worth it. Saya’s dad then kicks Shido AND ALL THE INNOCENT KIDS C_C out on the street. Because life is fair ya’ll. In a submarine probably in an ocean far away Americans are speaking Japanese to describe their really awful situation (We are on like the Secretary of Stationary being acting President now). But it is time to realize the secret weapon MISSLES! Two astronauts from space cry over the destruction go on down on Earth. THE END!
Um what was that shit? Seriously people. This was supposed to be my zombie day with Resident Evil Afterlife and then High School of the Dead. I am not impressed with EITHER!
Well they look like zombies...
First of all did we even see zombies this episode? Yeah for about 5 seconds. When Shido threw the kid out of the bus for disobey orders. Not sure what that is all about because all Shido has ordered them to do is make out with each other and look at him with stars in his eyes. Maybe there weren’t enough girls to go around or something. But in any event that is the only time we saw zombies were when the poor school boy got eaten. Other than that um where were the zombies? Zombie shows need zombies!
Thanks for making sense Kohta.
Not really sure what Saya was up to with her speech. Last week they were defending Kohta from the men trying to steal his guns and now Saya is in another room yelling at a bunch of other people? Like oh okay because they weren’t being picked on for being young kids 5 minutes ago so obviously this yelling will work. GOT IT! Also I don’t think I would appreciate my boss’ kid acting like the most awesome person ever. Might get old really fast.
I sense the peace loving!
But these people are all morons anyway so WHO CARES! Really? You want to take a vow of pacifism NOW? When there are zombies running around eating people? GOOD LUCK WITH THAT! Seriously people. I can see how it might be really, really hard to kill your friend but it has to be done. And if you don’t want to do it don’t act like douchebags to the people who are using the guns and protecting your ass. Honestly people do you want to die?
Well at least someone is entertained with this segment.
The whole Saeko getting a sword thing was dumb. Dumb. Like I didn’t understand why it was so awesome, how she was being witty, and why he was even giving her the sword. Didn’t she just get a sword a few weeks ago?
Oh...okay.
I thought Rei and Takashi were going to get it on. Maybe they might have if Rei wasn’t still all in pain from being thrown a few weeks (day) ago. So I really hope that means Takashi didn’t have sex with Saeko because that will make me -_-. He kissed her and now wants to do Rei. I wanted to see more drama with the girls getting pissed at each other and then realizing that Takashi is the enemy. But judging by how next week’s episode is going to go this is about how romantic things are going get. But hey people he didn’t grab any boobies this week! He just pushed a girl down on a bed. Improvement?
Favorite part of the show.
Makes me want to play more video games.
I am glad that Takashi was doubting his position as leader. Because really when you break it down what has he done? He is just the good looking guy that is friendly and people like. He is an okay fighter and I guess he gets points for driving a motorcycle. But in the end I hope he realizes that it is his ability to talk people up and give them hope that makes him a good leader. Kohta is good with guns but is a bad speaker. Rei is too violent and emotional. Saeko says nothing. Saya….well she might have been a good leader too. But yeah logically Takashi makes sense.
Someone needs a hug!
Okay people. So maybe Shido isn’t the worst person ever. Like him manipulating the kids into being their leader was kinda creepy but he wasn’t taking part in the orgy so…yeah. He was letting the other boys touch all over the girls so that was confusing. And it turns out that Shido tried to escape his father and only failed Rei because his father forced him too. So maybe at one point he was just a misunderstood person. He could have redeemed himself with the world ending, telling Rei that he is sorry for what he did and he is a changed person. So while he is a gross person he isn’t AS EVIL as Rei was forcing us to believe. Well okay him throwing the kid out to die was super evil BUT BEFORE THAT!
He is handling this well.
I hope that Saya’s father gives Takashi and whoever ends up going on the rescue mission some supplies. I can see them (Saya’s dad and crew) not risking their lives for potentially dead people but I hope they send them out with important stuff. Because so far the taking of important stuff with you part of the show hasn’t happened yet. So don’t leave them hanging!
The world is ending and she is going on about being left back a grade still?! XO Woman we have the Secretary of Apples running our country and you are whining about that still?
The end with Americans talking about how their new President is so low on the list was entertaining. Probably shouldn’t have been but seeing how low we are on the list made it seem really real. Seeing other perspectives during this crazy time made it seem more real. ENTER THE MISSLES!
So I am not sure how next week is going to be the last episode. Way too many rescues need to happen and we either need to see everyone die or everyone make it somewhere safe. Even if there is a season two this doesn’t seem like a good ending point. BUT I GUESS WE WILL SEE. But later next week as it is almost time for a weekend of fun!
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