I mean not to say High School of the Dead isn’t a real zombie show/movie. I like that they are putting an intelligent spin (in between the boobie shots) on a situation that usually is just a bunch of screaming and chaos. But now it is has taken a turn for the dumb. Le sigh for me.
Oh...spoilers for boobs too I guess.
Spoilers for really, really dumb teenagers and people losing their minds.
Fist fight time!!!
Episode Summary: Shizuka is acting all creepy. Takashi is holding a naked Rei down so Shizuka can rub some lotion on her injuries. This being High School of the Dead it looks like Rei is giving Takashi a blow job during this encounter. Then later Rei acts like Takashi should have been the one to rub the lotion on her skin. Weird. Takashi runs downstairs because his life is weird. He runs into Saeko who is wearing a kimono. This embarrasses Takashi as he is only used to seeing her naked. Alice walks in and acts way too happy for a kid who saw her dad killed the other day. Kohta is looking at his guns like a freak. He is called a kid by a worker and Saya walks by to make herself know/defend Kohta. Takashi talks to Saya’s mom and is in awe on how big her house is. Well not really a house but a mini neighborhood but still. Saya’s mom asks Takashi to talk some sense into her. Takashi holds a group meeting in Rei’s room so they can all look at her naked. They need to talk about whether or not they are going to stay with this bigger group, as if it was a real option. Saya is all pissed but Takashi tries to tell her how safe they are here and stuff.
MOG how did L get here?!?!?!
Saya then loses her mind and it turns out she is pissed because her parents choice to save people they saw and not risk everything to run after her when she was probably dead. To stop Saya’s outrage Takashi grabs her by her shirt and shakes her. REALLY NICE TAKASHI! For some reason this act of violence and few words calms her down. Outside Saya’s dad has showed up dressed all weird. He has his best friend in a cage since he is a zombie now. He gathers everyone and kills the bestie to show everyone that even if you love someone times are tough and heads have to roll. This pisses Kohta off because swords suck or something and he runs off. Takashi goes after him and Alice is all up in the way. Saya and Saeko have some fighting words over who gets to bang Takashi. Takashi finds Kohta who has gathered all the groups guns and run off. Kohta needs to guns or he will revert back to being a loser or something. Saya’s mom and dad show up to hear his speech and our entire main group shows up so Saya can tell everyone the only reason she is alive is because of Kohta and they are not dumb kids. Behind the house on of the kids left on a school bus has made it to Saya’s house and calls Shido on what is what. On the bus there is an orgy going on as Shido cackles like a crazy person. THE END!
Seriously people. What the hell is wrong with Takashi? Is it wrong that I hope that he gets blasted to the moon sometime soon?
I mean at least this time he didn’t MOLEST someone. It appeared that he was but he was only holding her by her shirt. Which….makes it okay or something. No not okay but less shitty. Or maybe it made it worse. Not sure how I feel about that, comparing sexual abuse to violent abuse but hear me out.
Fuck you Takashi. Fuck you.
It appears that whatever Takashi did to Saeko worked and she snapped out of being suicidal. We know that they at least kissed. So….maybe….deep down…she enjoyed him touching her breasts….as I throw up from typing that. So maybe….it wasn’t that horrible in her eyes. HORRIBLE TO ME but not to her. In Saya’s case Takashi threatened her and used violence to get his point across. He used his strength against her and made her feel intimidated due to her smaller frame. Add in the factor that he was dangerously close to her breasts and I am going to say that Saeko’s event was a 99 on the WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING scale and Saya’s in a 100.
As we all just stand around and watch!!!!!!!
So why is anyone following this douchebag?!?! STOP HARASSING WOMEN! Didn’t they just leave a bus because some old dude was being a perv? Didn’t we just cap someone for harassing and threatening Rei? So maybe if we hate these things we shouldn’t DO THEM! If you want to be the hero Takashi don’t be a bigger douchebag than the people we are supposed to hate. Seriously. This is me raging because I am sure Takashi WILL be painted a hero and that all the women should fall at his feet for being so cool. When in reality if Kohta was better looking all the girls would agree he was a gentler and better leader.
Meh. Not high on my caring scale.
I really don’t care about Rei being naked for 90 percent of this episode. I think she should have cared more that everyone was having a conversation while she was naked but the nakedness itself wasn’t surprising. The almost blow job was a bit X_X but I guess if you have survived a zombie apocalypse being naked shouldn’t be a big deal.
You mean awful parents!!!
What I do care about is how such intelligent people lost their damn minds in this episode. Okay Saya it sucks that your parents didn’t drop everyone and travel across town to save you. Clearly that is what they should have done. It doesn’t matter that it looked like there were at least 50 alive people in the yard. No no, they really should have risked it all to go across town for the slim chance that Saya still might be alive. BAD PARENTS!
Um why not?
So putting aside the fact that it is a miracle Saya is still alive and her parents did the right thing and Takashi is an asshole….wtf people? Are you seriously arguing about whether or not to stay with the MOG adults?! XO Heaven forbid we listen to the people with the huge house, food, and resources to help us survive this shitty situation! Because adults are bossing and wouldn’t let Takashi carry a box and wouldn’t let Kohta run around with guns. I don’t care if Kohta saved MY LIFE he shouldn’t be carrying and running around with guns like that. Plus how does he know that he is the best one for those weapons?
Are you guys really this stupid?
In any event…how is this even a question? I get that this is the end of the world and things will change forever. But….if you know your parents are alive and they have the resources to keep you and your friends alive why would you want to leave? I get that if some of the others want to leave to find their parents that makes sense. But that is not the conversation they had. Plus how do they know the adults won’t help them in their search? Just a lot of anger and stupidity. At the very least they should be thinking of Alice. She is sure to tag along with the teenagers and that is not fair to put her in danger because there might be a chance their parents are alive.
Right because Saeko hasn't been kicking ass with her sword or anything...
So after Saya had her melt down Kohta had his own. Not sure why though. Granted I think Saya’s dad killing his best friend by chopping off his head was a bit much. I get the point he was trying to make but still gross. SO then Kohta loses his mind that swords suck? Because Saeko isn’t standing right there? Also I get that Kohta wants to be amazing with his guns but it won’t take away from amazingness if other people have different methods of protecting themselves. So yeah that was weird.
I rather be alive and a loser then dead with my guns. Just say.
In the end the group has a reason to leave the bigger group. Because the adults didn’t want a bunch of teenagers to have guns. Super reasoning ya’ll. It looks like Saya’s mom agrees with their anger which makes me question her sanity as well. I mean she wanted Takashi to talk her out of running off but now she is giving them her blessing. Yes small children go off with your one gun expert and find a lot of people. Like even if by some miracle Takashi’s parents and Rei’s parents were still alive there is no room in the one vehicle. BUT THAT IS OKAY! TEENAGE INDEPENDENCE!!!!!
MOG THE HORROR!!!!!!
Also wtf was up with the censoring at the end? Rei’s naked butt was all for the world to see but someone getting their butt groped was wrong? Two girls licking each other’s tongues is too gross for words? (Well actually it is but not enough to censor it). And how is Shido the evil one when he is not even taking part in the orgy X_X. But yeah, kinda wondering how Shido’s boy got all the way across town and the guards to spy on Takashi and his gang. Amazing people.
I predict this will end well.
Next week it looks like there is some anger. And Shido stabbing in the future. Maybe Takashi will molest him too.
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