High School of the Dead Episode 6: BOOBIES FOR ALL

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I may be dying from con flu but I can muster up enough energy to make a few -_- faces and voice my displeasure in this episode. But since I knew it was coming I am not MOG I was looking forward to this episode why have you forsaken me. It is easier to handle fail when you can prepare for its arrival.

I think that was my reaction too Takashi.

So yeah. Beware of fail. Or maybe not fail if you love huge boobies that are so large they are disgusting. Either way beware.


Episode Summary: A news crew is still recording what is going on in the city and is reporting that at least 2 million people have died in Japan thus far. I think that might be some math fail. The news is worried about how the government is going to handle this but due to the dangerous situation the news crew is signing out for the last time. Which is fine because apparently it is NAKED TIME at Casa de Shizuka’s friend. All the girls are taking a bath. Which turns into let’s fondle everyone and their big boobies time. Oh and Rei keeps saying everyone has bigger boobies than her even though they are all GIANT. Like gross. Nothing was really important about this scene and it made my back hurt. Elsewhere the boys who do not have giant racks are busy doing important things like breaking open the gun case in the house. There Kohta has an orgasm over the awesome guns and bullets and what not. In between the guy talk there are some more boobie scenes and the boys wish they were in there to experience the magic. Kohta goes over some gun safety and explains why he knows so much about guns. They worry about the girls being too loud but realize that the action on the bridge will draw all the zombies anyway.

A moment of silence for this poor police officer.

Speaking of the bridge chaos is taking place. The police are being really careful on who they let across into the safe zone because they actually watched and learned from zombie movies. Takashi and Kohta tune in because they realize a film crew is on scene (aka trapped). The citizens are starting to rebel being held back. The police start taking out zombies which makes the protestors mad. They seem to think that the zombies are a result of a biological weapon developed by the U.S.A and Japan. So the cops kill the main protestor because they are HARD CORE! The feed dies and Takashi and Kohta are all X_X. But then Shizuka and her towel wearing self comes out and throws her boobies all over the boys like she is drunk. She kisses Kohta and he goes outside to guard the place with a nosebleed. Takashi tries to take Shizuka to bed but that ends up being one perverted scene after another. So while Takashi is trying to take her downstairs Rei comes up the stairs drunk too. Takashi ends up flopping Shizuka on the floor because Saya is already passed out on the couch. Takashi goes to get something to eat out of the fridge when he notices that Saeko is cooking in a thong and apron only. Because nothing else fit her. But she is in good spirits and not drunk.

I hate you! I hate you too!!! *KISS*

Saeko advices Takashi to pay attention to Rei because she is being all girly and acting helpless so she can get attention. Only when Takashi starts listening to her all she can do is talk about how awesome Hisashi was and blah blah. Takashi finally snaps and tells her life isn’t a picnic for him either and to stop comparing him to his dead friend. This is apparently a turn on and Rei and Takashi start making out. Please note that Rei is only wearing a towel while she straddled on Takashi. Back on the bridge things are not going too well. The cops have lost contact with their commanding officer but the last thing they were told was to guard the bridge at all costs. These cops mean business and get some bulldozers to run over the zombies. The humans on the bridge start to panic. One cop takes his own life due to how sucky life has become. Rei and Takashi start making out because Takashi is worried about little Takashi having too much fun. That and Kohta alerts them that a dog is barking nearby and bringing all the zombies to them. Oppies. THE END!

Well that got out of hand really fast. I guess to overcompensate that fact that most of this episode was about boobies I wrote out every little detail that didn’t have to do with boobies. As a result one can experience the entire episode in my episode summary. Go me.

I forgot to take a picture of the boobies. So have this instead.

But yes. There was tons and tons of fan service in this episode. Almost too much. I kinda wanted to fast forward through the bathroom scene. I was worried that something important might come up and if I fast forward I would miss that vital information. Of course I was wrong and nothing important was said. Unless you count Rei having no grasp on reality as she thinks her boobies are small or something. So yeah. That bathroom scene was annoying and I thought it was going to be and I was right YAY.

Yes it was little special that Rika has all these guns conveniently located in her house. Of course the entire series is special given how lucky they are with their group of survivors but you know. We are forgetting how convenient that all is. Now our group as ammo, a car, and access to food. Hopefully they will use this stuff wisely.

Also a thing I give them props for is having a look out. I can see how they might feel comfortable being so high up and previously clearing away all the zombies. That and they are high school kids so I can see them not being so smart. But there they are being responsible and stuff. Well at least some of them anyway….

This is the way to do it people!

And speaking of which…WOW! No cop fail so far in this series? They are actually being smart and trying to keep people alive. I mean…I don’t think anyone can ever compare to the security fail in 28 Weeks Later. Or the fact that every sci fi movie has tons of stupid cops and if there is a smart cop no one listens to him. So I am just very impressed that all the cops are getting the job done in this series. Sure it sucks but they aren’t human anymore. Run them over and shot them in the head. And hey just because they are walking and talking doesn’t mean they aren’t infected so keep them beyond the barrier. Oh and you protestors making things harder than necessary. Yeah you are getting shot in the head. So yay cops! Just sad that one shot himself. :(

Don't kill the nerd with nosebleeds! You need him!

Oh look more naked girls. Where did they get booze? Shizuka was annoying. Like seriously we know you are not the smartest one in the group but now you are naked and draping yourself on underage boys? I am sure the fan boys liked this scene but I was like….amazing. Only not.

This is totally normal right? RIGHT?!

And then my girl Saeko is wearing nothing. Okay she is wearing an apron and thong but yeah. Barely nothing. She claims that nothing fit her. Um…I think that might be a lie. See gun shooting lady had some massive boobies too and you all are rather thin girls. And if it was a pant size difference throwing on a shirt would be too hard? My eyes people, my eyes. X_X Also cooking while wearing nearly nothing is not a very safe thing to do…

Can we stab her....

And don’t even get me started on Rei’s fail in this episode. Really where did they get the booze? I get that it has been 6 episodes for us but only 36 hours for our survivors. But her bringing up her dead boyfriend is getting on my nerves. Well moreso her comparing Takashi to said boyfriend. Like okay this dude is keeping you alive and you want his attention now but you are going to bash him? I am glad he yelled at you, you deserve it. Be slightly more grateful your skull isn’t bashed in too okay?

Is she being sexy or dying? I can't tell.

And then…the sexual tension. Because when people are fighting it naturally leads to kissing/making out/fun time. I was actually expecting to see the fun times (blurred out by blue smoke monsters of course) but I guess that will have to wait for another time, maybe when they are in a slightly more dangerous situation. But um yeah…okay then. I would be more worried about being alive and staying alive but horror stories like to have people having sex when they should be protecting themselves so obviously I know nothing.

Our story ends with some dog barking outside. Because zombies don’t eat dogs WOOHOO. Not sure how that puts our people in danger but since zombies are dumb I guess they might accidentally find the survivors. How will our heroes handle this situation next week? Hopefully they will find their clothes before then.

But for now it is Nyquil time. And soon after that it will be passing out time because the room will be spinning. Peace.