And if you have no idea who Russell is and have never watched Survivor….well….take my word for it. And join in the circle of hatred and loathing okay?
Wait...just now he is realizing this?!
But yeah. Back to the anime folks. Kore wa Zombie desu ka episode 7 to be exact. XD Is it bad that I am seeing the episode numbers as countdown to Japan Trip time? The higher the Winter animes gets the less I have to wait!!! But spoilers for….MORE GIRLS XO
Oh hi. I am trying to stay relevant here!
Episode Summary: Somewhere deep within the city lurks a person. A person eating ramen. And this person is getting stared at while eating ramen. Not when the person leaves a weird marker on the building but you know. People are freaks. Elsewhere Ayumu is trying to study for exams. Only Haruna has decided to help and instead of math Haruna has decided to start at the beginning. The beginning being string theory and fuzzy bunnies. Yuu is better when she actually works out all the problems for Ayumu but Haruna gets all jealous and draws bunnies over his booklet. But she does tell him what exactly is going to be on the test and he does well. Or would have if Haruna hadn’t suction cupped herself onto the window of his class saying it was monster hunting time. Ayumu waits until after his test but of course Haruna is nowhere to be seen. Ayumu calls home and Yuu tells Ayumu where he needs to go. Haruna’s teacher then calls and says she needs Ayumu to watch a secret item. Okay then. Zombie Ayumu tries to make it to Haruna as fast as possible but the sun threatens to kill him. He does make it to Haruna who was being attacked by a freak horse. But both Haruna and Ayumu are side attacked by rapist jellyfish.
Thongs and tentacle rape in the same episode? The fanboys must be happy.
Suddenly a figure jumps from the shadows and throws ramen all over the creatures, killing them. Sera shows up and the figure (Yuki) tries to hug her but HAHA apparently Yuki is from a rival vampire ninja faction. There is a little manhandling going on and in jealously Haruna pushes Ayumu. He lands on Yuki and he kisses her. OH SNAP FOLKS! After Haruna stomps away and Yuki stops blushing they go to Yuki’s secret hide out. There some men in thongs are making ramen. Special ramen. Yuki tries to explain the specialness but it turns into string theory and fuzzy bunnies. Yuki explains that the next time the town is taken over by monsters the machine will make it rain ramen. Ayumu and Sera leave (which Yuki protests) and Ayumu is like um that machine is bad for everyone yes? Sera is more concerned that Ayumu just married Yuki. Oh yes in vampire ninja culture once you kiss someone you are married. Not that it matters because when they arrive home Haruna had declared it Merry Santa is coming to blow your ass to the moon Day. Everyone in their pony tails make wishes to the evil saint of presents and everyone has a great time. The next day at school Ayumu receives the special item (see through glasses) and Yuki pops up as a student at school, ready to serve her husband forever. BEHOLD THE MAGIC! THE END!
Well I am honestly disappointed ya’ll. I thought that the next girl that was going to join Ayumu was going to be an alien terminator sent to destroy John Conner. What is this repeating people crap? TWO VAMPIRE NINJAS?! That is just silly talk.
Actually I lie. I try not to predict what is going on with this show. Because if I could correctly predict what was going to happen with this crazy ass show that would mean I was insane. And I can’t be insane folks. Because I don’t think they allow insane people into Puroland. Might scare the kids or something.
Obviously this makes sense! If you don't see it well...something is wrong with you.
It doesn’t really surprise me that Haruna is a moron. Most people who are geniuses tend to be. I mean I understand not being able to show your work but to draw animal auras and talk about the string theory instead of what looked like trigonometry is just stupid. Because Haruna is stupid. A stupid ex-magical girl who is a genius. XD
But I do like that Yuu helped Ayumu out. Of course that makes me wonder about having powers. Like Yuu is the ultimate magical girl. Do they learn about math in magical girl land? Can Sera make a rocket ship going to the moon? Could Haruna really cure cancer if she stopped sipping tea at Ayumu’s and put her mind to it? Seems very unfair these people have awesome powers, intelligence, and beauty.
So full of energy people!
I liked that we got to see how Ayumu melts in the sun. He complains about it all the time but all we see are dried out scenes by the window in class. I wanted to see him travel through town looking like a creepier. I like that people stared at him. I like that he had to dive in a river before he turned into a mummy.
But I don’t like that he has been a zombie for quite a while now and is too stupid to bring an umbrella everywhere he goes. So yay Ayumu is still stupider than Haruna.
The new girl is happy to be here!
On to the new girl. Who wants to be called Yuki. Great for me because that is easy to spell. Spelling is hard when you are not a genius folks. Despite being a vampire ninja (FROM A RIVAL CLAN YA’LL) she doesn’t have some secret technique to slay the baddies. No no folks. We have reached the dawn of a new age. An age where bad guys are not slayed with cute outfits or equally cute chainsaws. No no…we have something better.
Sparkle on ramen!
Ramen.
Oh yeah folks. Ramen. Ramen that came from a ninja vampire three star grading scale. Ramen that came from a human recipe. Not that we are ever going to find out the secret ingredient but that doesn’t matter folks. I will just use any old ramen and hope for the best when fighting demon horses and rapist jellyfish.
Enjoy the tentacle rape folks.
Yeah I said it folks. Rapist jellyfish. Who obviously are not gay. Not sure how necessary that scene was. So far this show has been stupid good fun with a side order of pervert. That almost took the show to a hentai level and I can’t feeling that. Damn rapist jellyfish. And I think Ayumu enjoyed it too.
What a beautiful wedding portrait.
Putting aside the unnecessary scene of stupidness…CONGRADS AYUMU! Despite having a harem of live in girlfriends you got yourself an outside wife. Haruna looks super please. She is well versed in the customs of vampire ninja life. But anyway Ayumu congratulations. At least you got married in a romantic way and not with an accidental slap on the face yes?
Aw I was hoping she was the new NEW girl for the Ayumu harem.
I love how Ayumu is blamed for everything. Because he is the one who fell on Yuki. He is the one who kissed her on purpose. And he is the one who grew up in vampire ninja society and knew about that bizarre custom. BAD AYUMU!!! What were you thinking? Although I wonder why he is okay with being molested by a jelly fish monster but the thought of kissing a dude was sadface.
Oh sweetheart....all husbands are whiners. But they are good at killing spiders so we keep them around.
But it is ON folks. Haruna verses Yuki. Eggs verses Ramen. Girl who wears no clothes and girl who is mistaken for a boy. Things are going to be interesting. Well I guess it doesn’t matter if Yuki is wearing clothes with Ayumu’s new see yo underwear glasses. But still folks. IT IS ON and Yuu could care less. Peace out!
Um...you can keep your presents..
Dude I almost forgot about Merry Santa hates everyone Tanabata. How could I forget that magical holiday? Even Haruhi couldn’t have thought of something so insane. But the purpose of that holiday was to show how the girls care for Ayumu and that they are a family. Not to make sense. Things don’t need to make sense ya’ll.
Okay. This is a better scene. No dead Santa now.
5 comments:
I think I prefer Yuki ... probably because I liked that hat she was wearing when Ayumu kissed her.
I wonder why the hell Ayumu got those "glasses" at the end in the first place.
Hmm, of course it's for more fan service goodness, LOL.
Next, he will wander around the town staring at underage girls.
But really, this show is crazy, and anyone who can guess the storyline must be equally crazy~
Anonymous- I think it was obvious she was a girl X__X Ayumu deserved to get punched in the face for that. And the glasses is just weird. Oh hi wear these glasses so you can look at my students naked? Weirdos.
Eternia- At this point the mailwoman will fall in love with him. And yes predicting what will happen next in this anime would make you insane or a creature from the other side.
I am more concerned with who's the short-black haired girl in ED song. She hasn't shown up until now. Is she another harem candidate? X_X
Eternia- Yeah I thought she was going to be a normal love interest at school that would slowly wonder why Ayumu was losing his mind. But knowing how this show is going the girl in the closing song is really a boy worm alien terminator or something.
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