Customers: Finding new and exciting ways to make me hate them daily

Today’s (probably boring) Amagami SS episode post has been interrupted to bring you the following breaking news:

Customers fucking suck!

XO Apparently beware of naughty words. I am not in the mood to censor myself or find happy funny words to explain my situations/hassles of the work place. No sometimes its best just to let it all out, say what’s on the top of your head.


Which is customers fucking suck.

It’s one thing not to tip me for one delivery. That happens all the time and wouldn’t make me want to vent to the extreme. No no, it’s quite another thing to not tip me on THREE deliveries. As in (if this makes sense) one store bought food for themselves and two other related stores and had me delivery all this food around town. Then when I went to the last store I would get paid for all three. So it was already going to be bad only getting tipped once despite the fact I went on three deliveries. But then I didn’t get tipped AT ALL! Fuck you.

So when my eyes ROLLED when you only signed the credit card slip and said THANKS while walking away I think I was justified in my annoyance. But really, fuck you for saying you were going to call my boss later to talk to him about my attitude. Good going customer, how did this conversation go? “Hi, I just ordered pizzas for three stores and I didn’t tip the delivery driver at all and she was mad at me. I am offended as a customer”. FUCK YOU.

But no asshole you LIED! You told my boss you were going to get me some money when I flipped out for no reason. And my boss believed you. Because I live in crazy bizarro land. I often have attitude with people who are going to get me money. No no crazy your story makes no sense at all. I was there, you were there. You knew you got “called out” on not tipping me with my sighing and I guess you felt guilty. So on top of not tipping me you got me in trouble with my boss. Awesome.

So after I get back to the store to get yelled at by my boss I realize I don’t have my pen. My special pen that I love and take with me on all my deliveries. And since I only went on THOSE deliveries and you were the only one to pay YOU HAVE MY PEN. Granted I did leave it there on accident YOU took it. You signed the paper and walked away with MY pen in your hand. I was in shock that someone was really not going to tip me on three deliveries to think straight. So on top of me wasting my gas, missing out on other tipping deliveries, and getting yelled at by my boss YOU STOLE MY PEN!

Being that I enjoy confrontation and that I think I am actually a much bigger and scarier person than I really am I went back to your store once I had a close by delivery. I didn’t see El Cheapo anywhere around so I waited until the dude at the counter was done with his customer. I then described my wonderful pen and he said hold on. He went and talked to El Cheapo in the lanes behind the counter and BAM he was back in 5 seconds.

“Sorry we haven’t seen your pen bye”.

HOW ABOUT YOU LOOK FOR THE FUCKING PEN ASSHOLE! I doubt your place of business has too many (insert type of pen here) PENS lying around so open the two holes in your head and LOOK! But no, it is better to completely screw me over. Your little El Cheapo boss heard “delivery driver” and was like NO! Fuck her and her pen. Next time PRETEND to look for someone’s lost (stolen) item before giving up. Fuck you and your entire company assholes.

So to recap I get screwed out of three delivery tips, I get yelled at by my boss, and I no longer have my (insert pen type here) pen. Fucking wonderful right? Add in the fact the next two deliveries didn’t tip me (one at a place where they expect tips as well) and I was on the war path today.

Fuck you today. Fuck you customers.