Totally fierce!
Excuse me? What do you mean this isn't a contestant on America's Next Top Model? *takes a closer look at the picture* OH!!! Sorry, I got slightly confused. Hold on a second while I find the real model wannabe.
Nose bleeds turn me on.
Here is the real contestant on Cycle 12 of America's Next Top Model, Allison. Do we see any resemblance to our pal Mort? At the very least...I think most people are in agreement that Allison is pretty interesting looking.
Eyes are only supposed to take up half your face when you are an anime character!
Now she is not flat out UGLY like one contestant on cycle 6...but still...REALLY? Really Tyra? Out of all the hundreds of thousands of girls who are still special enough to think this show is a modeling competition...THIS is what you come up with? Yes, Allison actually looks like a girl (unlike SOMEONE from cycle 10 and no, this isn't the cycle with an actually DUDE in it) but some kind of freaking anime girl come to life. How are people supposed to sell a garment if people are too busy being scared of the model's eyes?!
Really, I am not impressed. The only reason she got picked was because she looked so odd. That is itself is okay as we are all unique and wonderful in our own PC kinda way. But...REALLY?!? REALLY?!?!??! Easy breezy beautiful cover girl my ass.
Maybe next season they can have a person who is missing half their face, only has one arm, allergic to all types of fabrics but cotton, and a Cylon. THEN I won't give them such a hard time about even thinking Allison is so awesome. But until then...REALLY?!
SMILE WITH YOUR EYES!
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