Jinrui wa Suitai Shimashita episode 2

Thursday has come and gone folks….and I didn’t get yelled at work nor did I get blamed for drama that happened earlier in the week. I mean it couldn’t have been my fault logically but logic has no place in the Twilight Zone. So that and the fact I actually made MONEY today makes me a happy Tenchi. I shall write this down if tomorrow doesn’t go so happy. XD

Just gross X____X

While I am happy and not tired from work it took me a while to blog this episode. I am a slacker. Jinrui wa Suitai Shimashita episode 2 time! Spoilers for gross looking things!

Killer sardines? That would have been interesting...

Episode Summary: After a recap of the bread committing suicide Ms. Sweets questions the tour guide on what the heck is going on. He smiles that he has no idea and hasn’t seen another human since starting. When Ms. Fairy turns around Grandfather is gone. Tour Guide volunteers to look for him but after waiting quite a while neither adult appear. Assistant and Ms. Sweet try to back step but end up getting lost. Ms. Sweet takes out her fairy compass and tries to make it reproduce by making it have fun. Assistant volunteers to tell a joke…and tells a story about how one child murders 6 of his friends. This does not make the fairy reproduce thus they can’t dismantle the factory. Ms. Sweets and Assistant are then taken on separate conveyer belts to be disposed of. Right before Ms. Sweets die she is saved by some magical force. She ends up in a room with someone else from the UN organization she works for. She refers to him as Director because names are silly and she tries to ignore the questions about her long hair. He explains that he used to be the receptionist/tour guide but now he is the manager of the factory. He is proud of his fact until Ms. Sweets says they are researching the smuggling going on in town. He panics but thinks of ways to spin this around and he can shine as a hero. He was going to let Ms. Sweets talk to the owners of the factory alone but decides to go with her when he thinks it will benefit him. He promptly falls in a hole.

How did the fairies breath?!

Ms. Sweets is unfazed by Director’s departure and carries on alone. Ms. Sweets opens the door to reveal…the headless/skinless chickens are running the joint. The fairy tries to act as an interpreter between the two groups but can’t speak chicken himself. The fairy gives Ms. Sweets some translation glasses that she messes around with as the head chicken explains their plans for world domination. Ms. Sweets pulls out a knife and the chickens begin to panic. They quickly catch her in a cage but they didn’t count on Assistant and his camera that sounds like a gun. With each click means there is more and more proof that they exist. The dying chickens run out of the room and Assistant follows them leaving Ms. Sweets trapped. But somehow the cage opens by some magic and she can escape. Assistant continues to chase down the chickens and in attempts to hide the chickens end up turning themselves into food. The remaining chickens commit suicide on a cliff when there is nowhere else to run. Ms. Sweets and Assistant end up finding the adults in another room. They believe that the chickens being produced in the factory randomly gained intelligence, like other food objects might have, but the jam and such had no ways of communicating. It turns out the chickens packaged up the fairies who were really running the factory to help out the village with the food. Ms. Sweets frees them all but is still unsure of their real motives. The next morning Ms. Sweets realizes the person saving her in the factory was her hair…which is alive now. Elsewhere some of the poor kids in town are going hungry and pray for meat. The chickens that committed suicide and fly through the glass windows of the church. Prayers answered folks. THE END!

Oh yes...I watched this.

Wha…what did I just watch? I mean I know what I just watched but I think my mind accepting the insanity. Oh and I think I might have thrown up at the sight of the skinned chickens. I mean after I decide they weren’t really vagina or penis monsters. I am not sure how something can be a vagina and a penis at the same time but you know….Yay opening paragraphs WOOHOO!!!

I question nothing. Just smile and nod.

The receptionist/useless piece of space human didn’t do much this episode. Neither did Grandfather. No no they both got lost pretty early in the episode and we didn’t see them until the very end. And since Assistant doesn’t talk that means Ms. Sweets was doing all the talking yes? A bit weird.

It's allllive!

While this was discovered until the end of the episode Ms. Sweets and her hair. They are two different people now. Yes hair can be people. Persons? Whatever. The hair is alive. And when Ms. Sweets thought the hand of god was protecting her it was really her hair. Her hair that is a separate entity from herself. So….in conclusion everything from the FairyCo is a bad news. Don’t eat the food! XD

I thought a baby's laugh made fairies....

Are the Fairies really that smart though? One would think that being a more “advanced” branch of humans would make them slightly more intelligent but it appears that the factory was designed to get lost, get tired, and get frustrated. XD I mean that is putting aside the whole….questionable ingredients aspect of the food. XD But maybe when you are a magical fairy things like poor layout don’t matter. Can they poof around or do they need gold chocolate coins to power through the day?

You're worthleeeeeeeeeess.

Not too much happen before the crazy…room bit. Or maybe all the crazy has made me forget what else happened in the episode. The conveyor belt was pretty dang scary. It reminded me of my Brave Little Toaster days. You know, when all the cars sang the creepy song right before they got mushed? Yep that is what the teeth reminded me of. What an interesting way to dispose of trash.

Just....such a funny story...hahaha

OH! And the creepy story. I mean trying to make the fairies procreate at will is a bit weird but the joke to make them happy? About killing your little friends? What the hell is that all about? Assistant must have a rough childhood or something folks. Rough indeed. X___X

I was not expecting this at all folks. At all X____X

OKAY FOLKS! The nasty skinless and headless chickens were temporarily running the factory. I am scarred for life. At the time I was super confused as I thought the fairies made the chickens to help the humans and this threw me for a loop. Turns out I was right and somehow the chickens just gained…intelligence. Makes me feel better. In regards to there wasn’t a factory out there made and run by headless, skinless chickens the entire time.

How do you see?

But oh my gosh folks…..Just…..everything about them. The weird sounds, the translation glasses, and the mob boss type talk. The fact that Ms. Fairy was too busy getting rid of smudges on her glasses to read said translations. These disgusting chickens were so hurt that she wasn’t paying attention their master plan. Which is…to take over the world. Very original plan. First feed the humans, then make weapons to destroy them. I see.

WEEE! Subtitles are fun.

I thought at first the fairy was insane by giving Ms. Sweets the translation glasses…but then it all made sense. It was like she was watching a really bad subbed anime episode. Oh that 4th wall, so silly. I am not sure that joke applies but whatever. I found it amusing, especially when Ms. Sweets is like oh I see.

What is the movie called?!

So what was the best part of this episode? Oh that would be Assistant and the chickens dying. Not when they were being processed into worthwhile things (which was also funny). I mean when the Assistant was taking pictures of the chickens thus proving their existence but the chickens fly through the air like they are really being shot. Now I am so lame I can’t for the life of me remember WHERE that is from. I probably should. I will probably be shot for that. I did try to look it up so I could appear smarter than I am but then I found articles on actual dead people. So I am just going to assume it happened during the Godfather and I am unAmerikan again for not seeing that movie. Which was probably made in China and now we can’t support it despite the fact that people have worked their entire lives for the Olympics!!! YAY CHICKENS!!!

I had nothing to do with anything promise!!!

I forgot to talk about the random dude Ms. Fairy found in her travels because I was too busy focusing on the skinless chickens. Some dude folks. I get he has something to do with the UN stuff but he was more focused on his top spot at this factory of crazy. He did seem to be really eager to spin this in a positive way….

At least people got their meat?

In the end the chickens were defeated in different ways and it turns out the fairies were the ones running the factory. Ms. Sweets doesn’t know if they can be trusted yet but why? They were just trying to help…by making chickens that turned out to be intelligent and hair that comes to life. What is not to trust?!...This show is crazy. XD This is me...just ending the post in a sudden manner. And announcing that I am doing so. XD