Jinrui wa Suitai Shimashita episode 6

The closing ceremony for the Olympics is on crack I swear. I SWEAR folks. It’s like the last 17 days were so serious and people were supposed to act so proper and what not everything just exploded into silliness. I haven’t seen any Harry Potter baddies flying around yet but that could be because the stage is too full of 80’s pop stars and a giant random octopus….thing.

Something?....Maybe everything about this show?! XD

But since the Olympics and all their craziness are ending…I guess that means I can someday catch up on all these anime episodes? HAHA silly me. But you know…I try. XD Up now is Jinrui wa Suitai Shimashita episode 6. Spoilers for this show…still being insane and full of crazy.

Behold I am amazing!!!!

Episode Summary: Pion appears and saves Ms. Fairy from being destroyed by a random robot dog. She thanks Ms. Fairy for turning on the electricity as that gives her power. Ms. Fairy is like…so you aren’t human? Pion insists that she is and that is proof…so onward they go. Pion says that the person she is looking for is here and to complete her mission she must find them. Along the way Ms. Fairy changes Pion’s name to P-Girl because…..because. After Pion shows her skills off (strength and memory recall) they come across a Team Rocket reject, the person Pion is looking for. He can’t remember his name and insists it is not the word Oyage Pion keeps saying. He goes into great detail how he isn’t going back…from wherever he came from and takes the time to introduce his monster machine. Pion starts to lose power but she fights the bulldozer monster to save everyone. This creates a huge hole in the ground and everyone crashes down. Ms. Fairy wonders how they survived the fall but it probably has something to do with fairies running around. They fall near a big pond like structure and Assistant and Ms. Fairy take the time to fill up on water. Oyage appears out of nowhere and decides he is going to morph into his ultimate form…using the slimes as his servants. This ultimate form turns out to be a giant cat. Before Assistant (who is pretending to be a knight) and Ms. Fairy are licked to death a giant sea animal…thingy appears and starts fighting the Giant Cat Oyage. Turns out that the fairies transformed the slimes into the ocean creature to save them.

This all makes sense...right?

Before Ms. Fairy can escape Pion contacts her and says that she is busy charging her batteries and that they need hold Oyage in one spot so she can fire her microwave cannon thing or something. The fairies start to lose power and interest in the fight but agree to help out…sorta. Pion shoots off her microwaves which apparently will start up his self repair mode giving back his memories. Pion has already gotten her memories back but Oyage fights the process. Soon Pion leads the way to an elevator that takes them out of the dome and to the awaiting Grandfather who is not pleased. That night Ms. Fairy appears and explains that Pion and Oyage are really Pioneer and Voyager, two space probes that left Earth a long time ago. Oyage says that he had self awareness from the start and didn’t want to enter space all alone. Pion seems to feel the same way but thinks they need to go back and explore for the good of humanity. Touched by all these human feelings coming from two space probes Ms. Fairy decides to sabotage the generator and sorta…ruin the Human Monument project. She is able to save the probes but gets in massive trouble. To show how sorry she is Ms. Fairy cuts her hair. Afterwards she realizes the space probes are going to run out of energy as she has cut the electricity. They manage to hook something up that requires hand cranking but will allow them to remain on Earth where it is warm. THE END!

Let the insanity begin!

I am 99.9% sure this anime is a cautionary tale on why not to do drugs. Like look if you take bath salts you will either bite off people’s faces or create animes that make no sense at all but are entertaining at the same time. Yes I said entertaining. Something can amuse me AND be full of special/stupidity at the same time.

Oh yes...the famous haircut...

Last week someone warned me on who/what Pion and her friend might be. I hope that person had inside information or else I am just slow. X___X Slow indeed. Also I was given the heads up on why things seemed…off in this series. Besides the obvious. Because the episodes are not being shown in order. I can’t really say anything about Haruhi and her silly series not being shown in order. I watched the series after it finished airing and all in a huge chunk. Then I watched it again in chronological order. Needless to say I think that things should be shown in chronological order unless it is a movie and IF it does it well. Not sure why this series has decided to show things all out of whack but now I am more confused than ever.

A very human to say folks!

Pion and her amazing self. Poor thing. Thinking she was human when all the evidence, her own evidence, was pointing in the other direction. Yes I need electricity to function. I am going to scan maps into my brain. My memory files are corrupted. Yes Pion you are human. Ms. Fairy doesn’t have any tact though. Good thing she is also lazy or else she could have hurt Pion’s little feelings.

I will capture Pikachu!!!

The arrival of Oyage was….well special. Is there any other way to describe it? It was like Team Rocket had taken over my screen. Blasting off again! Two people who had no idea what their mission was or who they really were but they were going to have an argument about it anyway. Like YEAH I am…running away….from something. Well it is my job to…make you…go back to doing whatever it was we were doing…

So you can see the future or something now Assistant?

And in case that wasn’t enough insanity…well Assistant shows up with a poster of all the “villains” they were going to encounter. HOW HELPFUL! Oyage then starts cackling with a bulldozer that magically can work after all this time. And if that wasn’t enough when times got tough well Oyage used the slime things to morph into a giant cat. Everything makes sense weeeee!

WTF....wtf is this?!

Oh yes the slimes. Were they ever explained? I don’t think they were. I guess it would be pretty gross to assume those used to be the people who lived in that dome. But what the heck are they? If they fairies aren’t getting explained these…things aren’t either. And if you don’t explain something you can whatever you want. Especially when the nonexplained fairies show up and morph them into a giant sea creature.

Why is Pion an embarrassing name?

Ms. Fairy takes all this in stride though. Like oh we are in danger I give up. Um we are going to die now but a soft cat paw? Oh yes you robot people are weird and surely we shall perish. I love her deadpan reaction to everything. I mean in real life that might get old, people need to have serious reactions to happy and sad moments. But for the purpose of this show watching her go…Oh over all the weird stuff that happens all around her. Maybe she has to be that way because if she was insane too this whole show would explode into chaos.

Maybe instead of walking people can just throw me too.

Now…I thought the fairies were leaving town because of the incoming EM waves. This apparently kills the fairies in a horrible fashion. Yet they all showed up in droves to save Ms. Fairy (with the disaster avoidance formula and all). Or did they all run to the dome to escape the waves just like the humans before them? Either way….I am sure Pion screwed them over with her random....microwave beam of light.

:( This is just so sad...and bizarre. And sad.

Pion and Oyage got their memories back and everything is explained….They are really Pioneer and Voyage. Space probes sent to study far off places where humans couldn’t yet travel. I am really amazed that Ms. Fairy was aware of these probes. Because you know…this is the future. I wouldn’t expect most kids in the future to know about things that happened 100 years ago right now. If that makes sense. It just seems like this show is supposed to be set really far in the future thus Ms. Fairy knowing about these probes is weird.

I did mention seriousness yes?

Of course these are humanoid versions of space probes so what am I doing talking about Ms. Fairy being weird. I guess we had the ability to create A.I before we even knew it! But as special as this show is….it is kinda sad that both these probes were sent into space against their will. Even if they are some sort of robots they appear to have feelings and were scared of going out there all alone. I can see why Voyage wanted to come back home and why Pioneer started crying over this task. Silly show had a moment of seriousness for once.

But don't send us back in space okay?

So…..anyone want to explain to me why everyone was gunho about sending the probes back into space? It appears to me that people are living….special nowadays. People aren’t even going to get supplies from these ruins, supplies that could be helpful to them now. Why is that? Limited resources to go and fetch them? Well if that is the case why would they waste the time and energy to send the probed BACK into space when they need the resources here? The probes were able to fill in the blanks about human history but I doubt space exploration is in our future as it stands. So why send them back, especially when they know the probes possess AI?

Ms. Fairy is just so shocked at this all! SO SHOCKED!!!

And this where the whole showing the episodes out of order kicks in. Ms. Fairy finds this unacceptable. She decides to sabotage the generator so there is no reason/way to send the probes into space. So the Human Monument project falls flat on its face and Ms. Fairy must be punished with a haircut! So episode 6 was….episode 1? Either way I support Ms. Fairy trying to protect the probes but…maybe not at the expense of everyone else? Perhaps hiding them next time would be just as helpful?

So in conclusion this show is crazier than the closing Olympic ceremony. DRUGS FOR ALL! X___X.