Kore wa Zombie desu ka episode 4

I am climbin in yo windows and stealing your time cards. All of them. Because that’s what I do. I steal tiny pieces of paper and throw them around the store (which….is that stealing if they are still in the store?) just to piss you off. I HIDE YOUR MEANINGLESS TIME CARDS BECAUSE I AM OUT TO GET YOU.

Or at least now I am because you are lying on me asshole. Really people. Really. If you are afraid of pissing me off why would you lie about me and accuse me of stealing? Is that supposed to make me feel more love towards you? Because haha it doesn’t.

Bring on the moe!!!!

In other news Kore wa Zombie desu ka episode 4 didn’t suck today. Maybe that should have been the spoiler alert. SPOILER!! This episode might have been enjoyable even in my pissed off at co-workers state!

Sera has a new hat?

Episode Summary: Haruna is attempting to make dinner. That is not eggs. Truly the stuff of dreams. Things look like they were going well until Sera came to help. Then the dish became toxic. Purple goo of doom. But all the girls were really eager for Ayumu to eat the dish. Like they were trying to kill him or something. Ayumu does eat the meal and probably does die. When he comes to he orders pizzas and Haruna calls her school teacher. She mentions something about needing to find an artifact but it is never mentioned again. The door rings and they are like PIZZA DUDE. Because we pizza delivery drivers can get to your house in 2 minutes. No it turns out to be a Mr. Dog demon thingy who has come to kill Ayumu. After a brief scuffle Yuu heals the wound on Ayumu’s arm which causes Mr. Dog to go OH he is your friend. Mr. Dog decides not to kill Ayumu and will go after a recently killed soul instead. Ayumu tags along as he thinks it will lead him to the serial killer. Mr. Dog tells Ayumu that Yuu is very important and to make her happy. They arrive at the crime scene but the soul is gone. Mr. Dog starts explaining that the soul was sacrificed but the killer appears and stabs both Ayumu and Mr. Dog. Mr. Dog dies but at least he tried to protect el zombie?

Yeah sorry for trying to kill you and everything.

Ayumu comes home (to no pizza because the girls are pigs) and wants to speak to Yuu alone. He tells her Mr. Dog is dead and he needs to know more about her. Yuu is reluctant to do so but eventually does. She explains that she has super high magic abilities but can’t control them. It is so strong it can turn random words she says into spells thus she does not talk. She wears the armor to control the magic and suppresses her emotions to keep things in check. She then starts to cry thinking Ayumu will toss her aside as a monster. Ayumu is like no because I will catch a grenade for you!!! Ayumu gets to prove that he is down for a weird and crazy life when a giant monster whale riding some waves hovers over the town. Ayumu transforms and Sera flies into action to fight the whale monster. Ayumu has a power up magical girl moment and turns super cute. He and Sera team up to cut off the whale’s head. This makes Yuu smile because um…it does? Everyone go AWW. Oh except that girl from last week killed herself in the hospital. THE END!!!

So….I think this episode was actually good. Or at least the best episode so far. I don’t know if that is saying much but you know.

A clear visual of the killer! CLEAR VISUAL!!!

Rejoice the masses. Yuu (because yo I am tired of typing that long ass name) is not the murderer. Not that we thought she was but you know. It is nice to confirm these things. I think this season has enough cute things who may or may not be murderers so this is a good thing yes?

But no. Yuu was in the house with the other girls when someone else was murdered. And when Ayumu and Mr. Dog were stabbed. So this rules her out as a suspect. Which is good because I didn’t want Ayumu spending that much time moping over that issue. I am also glad he didn’t have to resort to spying on her or asking questions about that. Because a sad Yuu would be….um sad?

Simply the best.

Oh but I wasn’t that impressed with the cooking scene. At first I was like MOG Haruna is making something else other than eggs. But then Sera had to come over and make it the typical girl can’t cook scenario. I can’t cook either folks. Well I have no desire to cook thus I do not cook thus I am not good at cooking. But I can read and follow directions. So I am not understanding why we must go that far and make dinner purple. Been there, done that…even if that is the point of this show.

So basically your life sucks?

After Mr. Dog dies (whom Yuu doesn’t look that broken up about) Ayumu decides he is going to ask about her. See I might not have gone that direction if Mr. Dog had just told me to make Yuu smile. Asking personal questions like that might make her cry. But I guess in the long run it was necessary so we the viewers understand Yuu. And that if Yuu becomes too happy the entire damn world ends or something.

Everyone needs a hug!!!

But yes. We now know why Yuu can’t talk and it is not for cute reasons. Mainly she has no control over her magical powers and any word might turn into a spell. Not so awesome folks. But at least her head hasn’t been bitten out yes? There is a reason for everything, to the magic holding armor to the reason why she can’t talk to the reason she never smiles. Woe is the life of Yuu. Or maybe moe. Woe moe.

I would die for your baby...but I already did!!!

This of course is going to inspire Ayumu to do really dumb things in the future. Also it makes his harem seem less haremy when Yuu is the clear winner right? Since Haruna and Sera are too busy hating on Ayumu they will probably not care for now but soon they will feel all jealous and crap. Because that is the way things go people.

Um like...there is a whale in the sky...

The battle with Mr. Whale was pretty special. On one hand I am happy the general public was actually somewhat aware of what was going on in regards to the magical realm. It seems a bit too unrealistic (you know with MAGIC) that citizens are not aware of the crazy that is going on in their town. So hell yeah they saw a giant whale in the sky. Now it would be MORE INTERESTING if the classmates talked about the crazy whale the next day instead of sweeping the issue under the rug. Discuss that please XO Even if it’s only in a comical sense.

A graceful little butterfly!!!!

The actual better was special. Ayumu needs a magical girl attack! But I did like him powering up and Haruna making fun of the “cuteness” factor. Not sure why Ayumu thought he was doing this FOR Yuu but it was nice he was all saving the world and crap. Sera and her vampire self came in handy…I guess. Ayumu seems to be taking his crazy life in stride though yes?

Okay almost everyone had a good day.....

I wonder if what Haruna was talking about with her teacher will be the next plot point. The whole fear artifact or whatever. Or maybe the next plot point will be home slice girl in the hospital killing herself? WHO KNOWS since the spoilers for next week are so awesome.

Pizza in under 2 minutes or your money back!