Zetsuen no Tempest episode 4

Hello there my lovely readers. Can someone explain to me why people coming to do a service in your house or to deliver a package give you a ten hour time frame yet the people doing the yard work around my complex are there bright and yearly every week at 8 am? EXPLAIN THIS PLEASE! Good thing there was a time change and it only felt like 9....

NO! Don't show how cute we were!!!

But since I got up early...I can get somethings blogged before I go to work. XD Go me! Up now is Zetsuen no Tempest episode 4. Spoilers for a bit of a flashback into the lives of Mahiro and Yoshino.

This looks warm and welcoming....not!

Episode Summary: Yoshino and Mahiro are dropped off by bus in a very quaint looking village. They briefly look around and Yoshino sees a pair of boys playing in the mud. Yoshino tries to say the boys reminded him of them when they were younger…but realizes they were never that cute. They walk up to a temple where Hakaze has hidden more talismans. Yoshino muses that both Mahiro and Hakaze are being disrespectful to the grounds when he notices a butterfly. Hakaze is shocked another fruit has appeared so soon which means Samon is rushing the process. Yoshino takes off to warn an older couple of the danger but they brush him off. The ground starts to break and Yoshino takes off to save the boys he saw earlier. He doesn’t make it in time and the boys are infected by the black iron syndrome. He puts an umbrella over them as Mahiro sorta just…watches. They go to a now abandon house where Mahiro makes quick work of making himself at home. Yoshino accidentally walks in on Mahiro naked so he retreats to the kitchen to make dinner. Hakaze muses about Yoshino and Mahiro being close friends and Yoshino corrects her, saying they did not start off as friends. Thus it is flashback time.

Well thanks for raining on my parade!

Back in elementary school Mahiro was avoided by teachers and kids because he was the rich kid in town. Since no one approached him everyone grew afraid of him and Mahiro grew upset and fights occurred. Yoshino kept his distance as well. One day Mahiro was walking home from school and was stuck by a car. He was injured and spent a lot of time in the hospital. No one in class wanted to visit Mahiro so the teacher selected the one on class duty to go to the hospital. Yoshino freaked out because that was sadly him. Off to the hospital Yoshino went with the teacher. Mahiro sent the teacher out of the room to talk to Yoshino alone. Yoshino and Mahiro both are harsh with each other, accusing the other of not having friends. Mahiro continues to ask for help though, saying no adults will believe him. Mahiro has no facts but he feels as if the person ran him over on purpose. Originally the person on the motorcycle was running from a robbery but Mahiro thinks that was just a cover up for the true crime of trying to kill him. Yoshino still looks like he wants to run away so Mahiro pretends to be best friends with Yoshino so the teacher will send Yoshino again. Soon Yoshino returns to the hospital with tons of journals and what not. Yoshino points out he operates out of logic and not emotion. Yoshino shows Mahiro that the real culprit was the driver of the limo, the person fired by Mahiro’s father. He had a grudge against the family and he worked with the motorcycle guy to kill Mahiro. Mahiro was shocked at this information and informs his father.

That really didn't work out for you did it? XD

Hakaze is like oh what a touching story and this is how you became friends? Yoshino is like no I was trying to find the culprit to be free from Mahiro. Only the teacher made Yoshino Mahiro’s guardian and that for the rest of their school time they were paired together. Mahiro muses that people’s opinion of Mahiro slowly changed and maybe people really liked him and wanted to be friends. Mahiro emerges from the bath and they eat a weird meal together. They settle down for the night and Mahiro wants to talk about Aika but Mahiro has already fallen asleep. Mahiro wakes up early and takes a morning walk. Hakaze asks his version of the story but Mahiro is like it was all just stupid. He does shed light on the situation on why people suddenly started being friendly with him. Yoshino did a report on the accident and said Mahiro got hit by the motorcycle because he was protecting a puppy. Everyone went AWWW and that is when Mahiro realizes that Yoshino had a dark side. Hakaze starts laughing, realizing that these two are really good friends and are trying to deny it. Or they hate each other. Either way Mahiro stops by the two young boys who were turned to metal. After the event happened Yoshino covered them with his umbrella. Mahiro stops by and leaves them a bottle of water. THE END!!!

Yes. Simple indeed.

Again another simple little episode for me to blog. Or maybe I am putting aside the episodes that I think will blow my brain into tiny pieces. I have so much to blog I guess I have plenty to pick from. XD But yes this episode was a breeze to watch.

Yes you boys ARE hard to understand.

I know that I am a girl and it is hard for me to understand man relationships. At times it was hard for me to watch Kimi to Boku because I thought the boys were way too mean to each other. I still think that they are….but maybe that is just me. Apparently boys are okay with not talking and sitting in quietness while doing things. Maybe boys just define their relationships different? Or being close really isn’t a factor? I don’t know.

I don't think you are supposed to ride that.

Are the boys going to go all over Japan to find talisman? I mean it does make sense to hide weapons all over the place. Did Sarah Conner only have that one spot on the border or was that just only one we saw? But I feel as if Mahiro and Yoshino are being chased by these fruits. Like stop going to where people are Mahiro and Yoshino! You is bad luck and killing people. Maybe Samon can sense where they are and is summoning up nearby fruit to kill them? Either way Hakaze is not impressed.

Peace out old people :(

I am glad that Yoshino was showing some concern for people this week. When his town was hit by the black iron syndrome he was like oh I see. Yoshino just may be good at hiding his emotion. The old people he tried to help were quite rude but….maybe if some young punk was telling me that killer butterflies were coming to kill me I would be like um move along. And despite not seeing himself in those two boys….I think he did. Now I don’t know why Mahiro or Yoshino didn’t just USE a talisman to get to the kids. Like WHOOSH here I am hold this now. Why jump around on broken ground to reach the kids when you can whoosh there? Maybe Yoshino wasn’t thinking. Either way the kids died in a protective pose and of course you have to feel sad for them.

Not sure how these kids were supposed to find a way X____X

Mahiro talks about Aika being dead in a very casual manner. He has had time to deal with it but he has acted like meh when other people have died, entire towns full of people. Maybe the first time he saw it happen he was shocked and upset. Now it is like oh look more dead people lets find a house to spend the night in. Like he has become numb to it all. Really can’t blame him right? I can understand that Yoshino has been conditioned not to go into people’s houses and use their things. Even if the inhabitants are dead there is a level of disrespect that goes along with that. But….Mahiro is right. They aren’t here and we need to rest. Use what you can and don’t touch personal belongings.

Can you make me some dinner too and give me a story?

After some naked bathroom antics Yoshino sets to work making dinner. I wonder if it would make me sound really lame if I talk about how impressed I am all the time with teenagers cooking in animes. I HATE cooking. It just is way too hard and doesn’t look like something fun to do. I do understand putting your heart into cooking for the person you love but…since my heart is not in it I am like BORING. Anyway cooking was a perfect time for Hakaze to ask Yoshino for story time. At first I thought it was weird that she wanted to know so much about the boys but hello she is on an island all alone. She is like someone PLEASE talk to me I am bored!

More like why did this have to happen to you!

The back story of Mahiro and Yoshino was…..interesting. I figured that they didn’t start off close given that they don’t act close now. I just didn’t think it involved running over kids and solving mysteries. Again kids are amazing and smart, solving things like this. At 9 I am pretty sure I was playing with ninja turtles and watching Dark Wing Duck. Not off going to places alone and finding potential killers. And they are pretty calm about the entire situation. Like if I thought someone tried to kill me I would be a sobbing mess. People wouldn’t believe me because I would be hysterical. I wouldn’t think to ask another kid for help because I would be like ADULTS LISTEN TO ME! So…amazing kids. American kids need to be more like fictional anime kids from Japan gosh!

Yoshino is so harsh. X___X

As for the boys….wow. X___X What messed up little kids. Mahiro has no friends because he is rich and people think he can get away with anything. Yet had people put him in his place sooner he would have more friends and not had such an attitude. I thought Yoshino was going to be a shy little kid, thus explaining why he had no friends. But he just wanted to avoid conflict with Mahiro. Maybe he could have done a better job of that because his smart mouth wasn’t winning him any brownie points….but maybe that earned him some respect in Mahiro’s eyes.

NOOO! I'm not nice! Don't lie about me!

Either way both boys are special and manipulative. Mahiro pretending to be friends with Yoshino in front of the teacher, Yoshino making up that speech in front of the class. Sorta puts the whole OH someone was trying to kill Mahiro thing at the bottom of the caring list. I thought that it might be connected to the Aika murder but now it seems it was just a disgruntle worker. So through this special crisis the boys were able to….well find a partner in crime so to speak.

Boys are just so special!

After watching this episode I am still not sure if Hakaze was laughing because the boys are super close friends and don’t know it or because they have each other’s back and barely can tolerate each other. XD Maybe because she is a girl and she was having the same thoughts I was. Boys are hard to understand!

But we need our daily flashback of Aika....

Despite learning about all this back story the episode did end on a bit of a sad note. Yoshino wanted to talk about Aika and both boys were thinking about the dead kids. :*( I guess that is to be expected, can’t be a happy anime when death is the name of the game. But as long as Yoshino and Mahiro are really friends deep down inside I guess I can handle it. Is there a cure for the black iron syndrome or would that be too much anime magic to ask for? Until next time!

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Tonari no Kaibutsu-kun episode 4

Did that all just happen on The Walking Dead? I had something else written here but yeah. Had to erase it because I am having way too many feelings on this episode. X___X So many feelings. Spoiler alert: Daryl is still okay.

Well....good for you.

But since this is an anime post maybe I should talk about anime? Just maybe? XD So here we go Tonari no Kaibutsu-kun episode 4. Spoilers for smiling and sports!

Poor pops still being in denial.

Episode Summary: Exam scores are in and Haru is at the top of the class. Shizuku is busy melting in the corner because Haru has beaten her and Asako is busy sobbing because she has to take make-up exams and that will ruin her summer plans. Shizuku marches herself to the teacher’s lounge and demands a better grade. The answer in question has something to do with love. Shizuku has a cynical answer and the poor teacher who just got dumped has a more romantic answer. Shizuku eventually gets her points and tries to go home to study more. She passes Haru who succeeds in scaring a bunch of girls with his face. Haru doesn’t completely understand but Shizuku suggest smiling instead. Haru tries this approach while doing various things and the girls notice how much…cooler and nicer Haru is despite the things he still says are rough. He becomes super popular and surrounded by girls all the time. Asako eventually accuses Shizuku of being jealous. Instead of denying it Shizuku accepts that she is in fact jealous and that her life sucks. Also it is field day and Shizuku isn’t exactly the best player on the team. During this field day event Souhei has a moment with Shizuku, talking about Haru protecting a kid in middle school by fighting. He seems to hope this doesn’t happen again but that hope is short lived. While girls are all on Haru they are neglecting their duties leading to one girl Chizuru being left to do all the work.

Maybe keep the threats to the boys?

Eventually Chizuru is picked on in front of everyone and Haru comes to her rescue in a violent way. Instead of being the hero everyone including Chizuru become scared of Haru. He runs off upset while Shizuku tries to make things better and says he doesn’t seem like a bad person to her. Upon the promise of spending time with Shizuku Haru pulls it together and wins his event. This means the gang plus Misawa go on the most amazing camping trip ever. I think there is some fishing and…other camping things. A bit of Shizuku and Haru bonding. But they return home after a bit so the camping fun ends OH DARN! Haru goes upstairs…and then quickly runs away. The others try to see what he was running from and it was his brother Yuzan. Yuzan talks to them warmly and while Shizuku thinks something is up she might just think he is weird like his brother. Everyone else seems happy and pleasant. They leave Haru’s home and Shizuku is jumped. Haru pulls her into an alleyway and wants to talk. Shizuku wants to do the natural thing and talk about Yuzan which makes Haru mad. Shizuku thinks that Haru just has a brother complex like Yuzan said. Haru replies that he actually hates his brother. Haru eventually ends up at Shizuku’s house because he wanted to smash watermelons and they didn’t get to do that on their camping trip properly. He sees that Shizuku is always doing kind things for him and taking care of him and wants to repay her. She blushes and decides that she wants a date as compensation. THE END!

Haru has priorities too!

I think watching an anime episode and then trying to blog the entire thing the next day is a bad idea. I should at least tried to blog the synopsis before I went to bed. X___X Clearly I was way too tired to watch anything as thinks are drawing a blank. Bad little anime watcher/blogger.

Pay no attention to the details I suppose. Exams, field day, then summer break?

I was a bit confused when Shizuku was talking about studying hard over summer break to beat Haru…and then it went right into field day. I thought it was actually summer time. Unless this field day crap was taking place DURING summer break. Which would be horrible. Let those kids have their holiday! Unless of course I am visiting Japan/Tokyo Disneyland. Then the kids need to stay in school. XD

I'll never be number one!

Is this going to be an ongoing theme, Haru beating Shizuku at tests? It does seem to shock the other classmates who seem to be surprised that Haru is doing well in school. People who glare can be smart too. I do think that Haru is naturally smart. I mean it would make sense if he studied all the time because he has no friends (or no friends prior to this) but yeah…I just think it comes naturally to him which makes Shizuku a bit….special.

Change this or else!!!

So special that she marches herself to her teacher and demands a better grade. I have done that a few times in my life. Of course…it was usually because our teachers were dumb and we all got marked off on a multiple choice test. Like hello the right answer IS C and we all put it down stupid! But in Shizuku’s case it was more a matter of personal preference and not a black and white answer. Black and white? Time to play more pokemon. No no…was Shizuku right? Hard to say. I do know that teacher has had it rough with those crazy kids. Can’t blame her for giving Shizuku the points and crying over being dumped.

Don't judge him so harshly.

While Haru is a rather rough character I think I can sympathize with him. I am often accused of being a rough person because of how I talk. To me I am talking polite or at least cordial. But to others I sound harsh. I don’t mean to sound that way to people…and maybe people are just too sensitive. I think Haru suffers from the same problem as well. He doesn’t know he comes across glaring and evil looking. HMMM sounding Host Club up in here. So yes. I do feel bad for Haru as he doesn’t really know what is going on. Doesn’t excuse all of his behavior, only some of it.

Well and anime magic?

Shizuku isn’t really that much better when it comes to social situations but she gave Haru some sound advice. Or obvious advice. Add in some anime magic and Haru is now popular and Shizuku is suffering in the corner from jealously. I don’t think that Haru changed all that much. Goes to show you that if you are cute sometimes the domino affect can work wonders for you. MOG did you hear Haru is now cute? Yeah so don’t mind all the weird things he does. In fact all those weird things are actually cool now!

Don't mind me, I am useless and jealous now.

So field day….bleh folks. BLEH! It should be a volunteer type deal. People like Shizuku fail and are probably made fun of and it brings back bad memories of gym class for me. :( While I do think Americans as a whole probably need to get more exercise…not all of us are cut out to do sports and such. Volleyballs are hard folks, especially when they hit you in the head. Give her a break Asako….not everyone is great at sports. I will “jog” alongside you Shizuku…to the couch so we can watch some TV.

Wait didn't we already confess to each other?

While Souhei and Haru were doing well in their match he (Haru) needed a little encouragement to take the match to the next level. It is sorta interesting to watch these two. Usually blushy faces are going on yet no one confesses until the very end of the series. Yet both of these characters HAVE confessed so it is cute seeing how they react to every little thing. Go Haru and win that game!

:( That was a bit sad.

Despite becoming a champion Haru suffered a little bit of a set back. He was becoming more popular in school and people were talking and befriending him. Yet Haru saw a girl being mistreated and had to come to her rescue. Haru really doesn’t think before he reacts and I guess that is part of his charm even if it is violent. I do think that Haru needs to stay out of fights that are girl on girl. Said victim in question Chizuru looked like she needed rescuing but then she ended up looking afraid too.

Guess that Haru doesn't remember it was Souhei.

Haru started off his middle school career by beating someone(s) up because they were beating on a kid, sorta like how Haru started off his high school career. I think it is pretty clear that Souhei is the kid that Haru saved. That explains why Souhei approached Shizuku and got involved in this craziness. Souhei is okay with Haru’s rough behavior as he knows deep down his heart is in the right place. Shizuku has seen Haru suffer because he has been misunderstood so she forgives his harsh behavior too. It was a little sad, Haru was just trying to help yet he has only learned to fight with his fists.

Yay camping.......

The camping trip was boring. But that is because I hate camping. Why would you want to be outside with the bugs and lack of toilet paper when you could be inside watching TV and having running water? Also fishing trips seem to involve fish and I don’t like fish. Instead for me then! But it looked like they all had fun even if they were outside with the internets and shopping. Haru got what he wanted and there was bonding YAY!

I sense you are up to no good. But I sense everyone is up to no good so you know...

So clearly when they get home there has to be drama folks! What was the drama this time? Yuzan was waiting for Haru and Haru took off before anyone could understand what the heck happened. I guess Yuzan is just an older brother and not a twin. While Yuzan was acting nice I still get the feeling Haru isn’t being overdramatic and there is something up with dear brother. I would point out that Shizuku feels the same way but she is suspicious of everyone so you know….

Oh snap Haru glaring...and meaning it!

Haru needs to learn a better way to get Shizuku’s attention than grabbing her in alleyways. I would be screaming and tazing him and kicking him in the balls then would go OH I know you…sorry. Funny how he waited all this time for Shizuku in the alleyway but got a little upset when Shizuku asked some questions. Haru…why wouldn’t she ask questions? Ha to have emotional and social issues.

Yes why is that.....

So it seems that Shizuku is going to try and solve the mystery between the two brothers. And the whole way through she will probably be protesting that she doesn’t want to help at all. At least she doesn’t have to worry about Haru being popular right? Just that one girl Chizuru will probably change her mind and like Haru. Because that is what girls named Chizuru do, ruin people’s lives! Did I cover the whole episode? Oh wait dad was acting weird at the beginning…was that important?

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Shin Sekai Yori episode 5

Hello there my lovely readers! I have made a to do list and trying to get as many things done as possible. There are not enough hours in the day, even with the time change. XD I love this time of year, it feels like I get an extra hour. Maybe I can be on time for once to work? XD

Saki spends most of this episode being saved/flatten against the ground.

So...up first on my to do list...is the worst anime episode ever on the face of the planet. Of course I am talking about Shin Sekai Yori episode 5. Spoilers for Tenchi nearly losing her mind.

Um...we have our own problems here. We have no time to help you.

Episode Summary: Everyone realizes the circus has not come to town and Balloon Dog is here to make friends. It blows up all over the place, killing the priest and itself. As it rains goo all over the place Maria and Shun protect Saki because she is too special to protect herself. Satoru seems to almost dance in the goo and play in bones that look like ninja stars. Mamoru decides to shake things up and act differently by collapsing on that ground and crying more. The group notices that more QueerRats have arrived. There is some disagreement on if they should stand their ground like one would do with a bear or if to run. Well running takes place and Saki gets super lost from the group. Satoru ends up saving Saki after she splats on the ground. They manage to dodge the QueerRats for a while but are eventually kidnapped. Satoru decides that making the situation worse is a good idea where Saki tries to remain calm. They are put in a nest and 5 seconds into their captiveness Satoru decides that the Fail Eevee was right and monkey sex sounds good to him. Saki is like yes that is the only thing that Fail Eevee said that I remember and almost gives Satoru a 5 second blow job because they are 12. Then Saki remembers they are human and not monkeys and they escape by blowing up a QueerRat with an egg. As they escape they hear a voice saying to follow him. They follow him into a rather large hole/nest and TADA he is a talking QueerRat. He praises them as wonderful gods. They are given an audience with a worm looking Queen and things nearly end badly for Mr. QueerRat. Saki saves the QueerRat and he is so thankful….he asks for a favor. This favor being help them get rid of the wild QueerRats. Apparently they have been attacking and reinforcements won’t come in time. The kids say they are not allowed to kill QueerRats without permission but Mr. QueerRat begs them for help. That night the wild QueerRats attack and the kids try to use that time to escape. Only Satoru is shocked that the starry sky he thinks he sees in the ceiling is…well probably something gross. Saki decides it would be the best time to find herself in more danger. THE END!

What the hell? What the hell is…just what the hell folks. I thought a recent episode of Sword Art Online was what the hell but clearly I was wrong.

Well....I guess those tears are gone now folks.

Now…I have realized that I might have been a LITTLE harsh in regards to 12 year olds finding out that people actually kill one another and people with powers nearly destroyed the planet. So maybe their over dramatic reactions last week were normal given the circumstances. Maybe.

Um what about the dead person over there?

But this week….a person EXPLODED in front of them and they are more concerned about the balloon dog. Like seriously folks. They were upset that their powers were “sealed” but didn’t seem upset at the priest per say. Like they understood they broke some major rules and he was just being an adult doing his job. So….no tears over his death? Not one? I think Mamoru was more crying over the fact that an animal evolved just to blow up but not for the priest. Satoru was playing with balloon dog bits, Saki was being pulled away both Maria and Shun, and Mamoru was….crying again. For the dog. Or for simply witnessing it all.

The 1970's called. They want their animation back.

But why all the what the hells? Um…because I don’t think I have ever seen such poor animation in my life. And I don’t think I am exaggerating on that one. I felt as if this episode was drawn in one day and no one bothered to check to make sure the scenes transitioned right or that people weren’t…well looking Derpy. Except the entire episode was Derpy. THE ENTIRE FUCKING EPISODE! I almost stopped watching it the art was so, so bad. Weird smirks when clearly the kids were all in danger, faces that were missing..features, and overall just a hot mess.

I can't run anymore TEE HEE HEE!

I am not even kidding folks. I could fill an entire post of screenies from this show. I would be saying this all even if I was enjoying the show too! If it was my favorite show of the season. I think the decline in art is obvious. You can have the most enjoyable show in the world and if it doesn’t look like you put any effort in the presentation why should I bother. I doubt all the crazy faces were intentional. I mean the kids are probably crazy at this point but that is not what these lazy scenes were for. It really ruined the mood as every other scene was set to DERP.

Oh maybe that is why some people kept watching.....

So after all of that…I guess I still kept watching. Because I hate myself. The QueerRats or whatever the hell they are aren’t very happy that some of their people were destroyed by the now blown up priest. Despite the fact that Saki tried to say they shouldn’t be fighting at all….the QueerRats didn’t get the memo that they were supposed to recognize the kids were innocent in all of this hot mess. Gosh don’t they know the kids only hate Eevee Fails?

Lets follow this one because it can talk ya'll!

In the running away attempt Saki and Satoru were split up from the rest of the group. Without their powers these kids probably didn’t know what to do. Oh and they are 12. So I thought they were doing a great job (a bit dramatically) staying alive. Not sure why the QueerRats didn’t kill them because I would have if I were them.

Remember that guy named Shun?

So folks…despite the fact my anime blogging has come to a stand still I have been….well dabbing in things. Mainly I wanted to know about that little love chart I saw online. OH BOY FOLKS! Finding out how complicated this love chart is almost made me not want to watch the show at all. Just….I don’t want to spoil anything for anyone but it all seemed super unnecessary. Like look at us doing so many shocking things can you believe it? Like yes we understand that human relationships are complicated and not everyone can be as amazing as Rapunzel and Tenchi and find their one true love off the bat. That sometimes people can do things and it isn’t romantic or filled with love. I get that. I just…it leaves a bad taste in my mouth if these things are to come, especially since there is a more logical pairing. That is all I am saying without spoilers that may never come true.

Time for sexy moments!

That all being said….people get kidnapped by QueerRats, priests get blown up in front of their faces, powers get taken away, and a terrible past is revealed. TIME FOR SEX?! WHY?!?!?!??! Because the Fail Eevee told you that you were bred to act like monkeys and have sex to relieve tension? A self fulfilling prophecy indeed. Would Satoru have ever thought of doing that with Saki had the Fail Eevee kept its mouth shut about that aspect of their lives? Would Saki just go oh yes handjobs for all because I was told we were supposed to do this? Yeah I doubt it folks. I mean I am not sure how they created this society anyway. If everything was supposed to be stress free and removed from hindrance (IE not worthy kids) why would anyone need to relieve tension this way? At first I was happy when Saki was like NO we are not monkeys. Like yes this part is not going to be explored at all. People in danger will act in danger and not having naked orgies all over the place. But if adult Saki is still blaming Maria….this might just be Saki clinging to hope things can be normal and the orgies will take place later.

This really makes no sense if the kids have been doing things all along. Unless this is temporary set back and Saki was just upset at being compared to a monkey. Or my brain as melted because this show doesn't know which direction to go in.

Oh okay so after typing all of this I decided to read comments from the internets and apparently I am completely wrong. The kids have been having sex/intimate moments the entire time and NOW that they realize what they are doing that might be why Saki stopped. Because before it was just something they did? POKING MY EYES OUT! Blah blah morals from a different time frame, all humans have sexuality at every stage of life, carefree and pure emotions not tainted by thoughts of it being wrong. ME AND MY 2012 BRAIN CANNOT HANDLE IT! That all being said…I realize that it would have made more sense for Saki and Satoru to do the sex act. That the Fail Eevee was just explaining why they do what they do IE the sex with each other. Instead it now feels like this is the first time Saki and Satoru have done anything with anyone which makes it look like a self fulfilling prophecy. So as much as I am puking my guts out I realize it would have made more sense to do things that way….gross. Maybe more flashbacks of the kids having these moments with each other would clear things up because as of right now only anime watchers would not understand that. Spoiler alert?

Um why are you TALKING?!

So after escaping those QueerRats….Saki and Satoru follow a talking QueerRat into its home. Because hey folks! This one talks even though we were told they couldn’t. That means it must be trustworthy right?!??!?! What the hell?! See I hope they got hit by the blast and this is just the crazy taking over their brains. This QueerRat did seem nicer than the ones spying on their almost love scene but maybe that is because we can UNDERSTAND this one.

Um...no. We shall not be helping you. Sorry. Need bleach now.

After seeing the Queen I might have killed myself. Like no more reason to live folks. Time to leave. Either way it is time to leave. Especially since said Queen almost ate her own subject over a minor offense. Sure they are calling you gods and making you feel special. Guess these kids didn’t see Pirates of the Caribbean Part two! I choose to believe that Saki and Satoru were not going to help the QueerRats at all and really didn’t care about colony verses wild tribe. They were just waiting for a time to escape.

MOG if they are in a vagina I might really poke my eyes out.

Towards the end of the episode Saki and Satoru try to take advantage of the wild tribe invading but apparently that doesn’t end too well. Satoru was trying to cut open the ceiling but when ceilings start to bleed goo that is a bad. I hope they are not actually in the Queen’s body. This is probably the first time in the episode they really looked worried. So clearly…time for more Derpy faces and to wait for episode 6 right?...Bleh indeed.

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Sword Art Online episode 17

Hello there my lovely readers? Eating lots of candy? I ate lots of frustration so I was super happy to get home and back to….blog comments! Look I caught up folks go me! I deserve some candy too now!

Apparently Lyfa has never been to Orlando.

Before I crawl into bed and get confused that tomorrow is not Friday…one more episode woohoo! Up now is Sword Art Online episode 17. Spoilers for Kirito being the most amazing person ever. Well besides Daryl of course.

I think I heard....slap Kirito in the face?

Episode Summary: Kirito and his amazing ability to beat people at games he just started hacks another player into pixie dust. The ring leader of the group declines a battle but hints that he will one day attack again. He leaves and Lyfa wonders what to make of Kirito. He jokes that he is a knight in shining armor here to rescue all the women of the world. Yui appears and Lyfa dismisses her as a Private Pixie. Lyfa decides that Kirito too clueless about this game to be a threat and offers to buy him a drink. Kirito further proves how much he doesn’t know about this game as he suggests going to a different town instead of a neutral one. Lyfa teaches Kirito how to fly without the controls which leads to about 5 seconds of Kirito flying all crazy and the rest of the time him flying like a pro. Faster and faster they go until Yui can’t fly anymore and they reach the town Kirito finds pretty. Sadly Lyfa didn’t teach Kirito how to land so he crashes to the ground. After Kirito dusts himself off he does see he is in the wrong part of town race wise. Lyfa’s friend Recon has respawned in town and is very…suspicious of Kirito. He tries to steer Lyfa to their bar with their friends. Lyfa instead walks off with Kirito which makes Recon super sad. Kirito questions if Lyfa is dating Recon and she gets all embarrassed, protesting a lot. She explains a bit about the different races and what some of their abilities are but Kirito really wants to know about the tree. Lyfa explains that the tree is impossible to reach as the game stands now as there is a limit on flight time. But the first race of people who reach the top will get an audience with the King and that race will get the ability to fly continuously. Kirito notes that if the game has been around for a year and no one has reached the top they are either missing an important quest or several different races of fairies need to work together to reach the tree.

Helping people is dumb!

Lyfa agrees with Kirito’s assessment and states no one will reach the tree then. Kirito gets pissed as Asuna is at the top and he needs to get there yesterday. He stomps off while Lyfa looks all shocked. She then agrees to take Kirito to the tree tomorrow at 3 as she has to log off now. She leaves Kirito and appears in the real world…as Suguha who is super embarrassed any everything in her life now. Elsewhere Asuna is chillin at the World Tree, all stuck up in her bird cage. She looks miserable in her ugly dress when someone joins her. Surprise it’s Sugou, the King of the game. Sugou starts touching Asuna as she sits there all pissed. He reminds her he won’t take her by force, that she will eventually come to him on his own free will. Asuna muses that since Sugou is the game master and could do anything if he wanted to. Sugou decides to let Asuna in on some more shocking information. He tell Asuna that in addition to trapping her in the game he stole 299 Sword Art Online players before they were logged out. The reason being he is using those players to test the limits of the Dive Gear, affecting their memories and what not. Asuna threatens take this information to the police but Sugou is like do you not see where you are? He leaves, promising to return and hoping that she will be in a better mood tomorrow. Asuna pretends to be brave until Sugou walks away. She starts crying and wishes for Kirito to save her. THE END!

I can't have a crush on Recon! I love my cousin/brother.

Well…that was a pretty cut and dry episode. Maybe it won’t take me that many words or that long to blog. That way I can get back to Pokemon…I mean catching up on anime posts……

Tada! You can fly!

Kirito is the most amazing person to play video games ever. He logs into a game and can beat seasoned people who might have been playing for a year. Of course this is all unfair as Kirito still has his stats from Sword Art Online. Still not all games are created equally and one would think that he would need to get used to things. Like gamers can’t be good at ALL games. That would just be insane.

SPLAT!

So far in life Kirito is not good at saying no to strange children or landing. Other than that he is set to save the world. Flying seems like a very hard thing to learn. Imagining using a muscle/bone that doesn’t exist in your body? Very weird. I would think that Kirito would need to use the gears a bit longer than once before picking up on Lyfa’s skill. Realistic in a game with elf ears? Oh I see now. Fly just as fast as one of the strongest players in the game. I say strongest because Mr. Enemy stated he would never take on Lyfa one on one.

Sure...lets go with that....

What the hell is a Private Pixie? Didn’t he say Navigation Pixie last week? Is this like….turning off the Ethics in Sword Art Online? Poking out my eyes even harder now folks. Gagging all over the place.

Um why are you asking simple questions? Are you a noob?!

I think that Lyfa reacted…well to Kirito. Especially when he was like throw me rose pedals and a parade for that amazing rescue. She should have said um no dude I got this and stabbed him. XD Should I run away? Say thank you? Look at you like you are crazy? Yeah we will go with that one. He is too clueless about the game to be dangerous indeed.

You show up and 5 minutes later you take my woman? FIGHT TO THE DEATH!

I felt really bad for Recon. This game is really divided which makes sense given the rules that were explained later. So he just got splatted and raced to see his friend…with the enemy. I am sure he has a crush on Lyfa which doesn’t help the WTF factor. Then Lyfa leaves with the new stranger? Poor Recon. I think he needs a hug.

Look like angels. Are people going to die?

Lyfa broke down some of the rules and major themes in this new game. Gotta learn everything all over again folks. Race to the magical tree so you can fly continuously. Not clear on how one levels up yet in this game. Last time there were monsters all over the place and dungeons. Killing other players might get old all the time. Haven’t seen much of this game yet besides the Tree and Flying. I think flying for ten minutes sounds cool though. Greedy people.

I thought this was Lyfa realizing who Kirito was. GUESS AGAIN!

Kirito got slightly upset when he was told that no one reached the top. Now I am sure he is going to help Lyfa and her race as his goal is to get Asuna, not some magical wings. This will make his own race turn on him but everything will turn into the Secret of the Wings and Tinkerbell will be reunited with her twin sister. So this has real parallels to Accel World except you don’t stay dead when someone is trying to reach the top. But no matter what…games in Japan always have areas where people can stop and get something to drink.

Is you dumb?!

Suguha is Lyfa. I am shocked folks. SHOCKED! How did I ever figure this out?! So…if homegirl is playing an online game why wasn’t she more understanding when Kirito woke up? Instead she pointed out when he made weird stances and stuff. Way to be supportive incest cousin sister. Now be a good little fairy elf and help Kirito find his woman. Without the blushing please. OH WAIT! She doesn't know Kirito is Kirito? HOW IS THIS POSSIBLE?! He looks just like himself in the game!

Cause this outfit is ugly.

Asuna needs to get her Sword Art Online clothes back. Homegirl is looking tore up. Is this what Suguha thinks a Queen looks like? He needs to stick to being an evil and taking over the internet because a fashion expert he is not. I appreciate that Asuna was pretending to be strong in front of Suguha but obviously was nervous and then cried later. This is a lot to take in. When will her nightmare end?! :( Poor Asuna.

Braiiiiiiins!

Suguha….well he seems like a better baddie that Akihiko. At least he is trying to do something evil. Experimenting on people, changing their memories. I thought at first that was a really minor thing to do and maybe he should have aimed hirer. But if you can change someone’s memory you can change who they are or who they think they are. Suddenly you might have an army full of obedient soldiers? Or a bucket load of cash as you sell it to the Americans. Stupid Americans!

That is what Kirito does best! You are in luck.

I think that is about if for this episode. We know what the baddie wants, we know how the game needs to end, and we know that Kirito will somehow be the one to beat the game after a week when people have been playing for a year and still haven’t figured it out. Because Kirito is awesome remember?

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