Tenchi the Living Dead

In case anyone was wondering if I had fallen off the face of the planet...I have not. I might have fallen in and out of consciousness but not the planet. Although living on the moon away from morons sounds good right about now...

I hate everything.

It's been almost (over? I don't know, math is hard right now) a week since I posted anything. I was already for my posting marathon Sunday night but then I got a little tired. Went to bed thinking I will post it all Monday night. Then BAM. SICKNESS! Can you catch my cooties over the internet?

Um when you are done throwing up could you maybe ring some customers up?

Now....I know if I have any energy I should get to posting all those posts that are mostly/half way done in my little folder. But I need to rant. See I thought this job would be different than Mike's Pizzeria. Let's just say it hasn't been a lot of cupcakes and rainbows. But at least at Mike's Pizzeria if I threw up THREE TIMES at work I would be allowed to go home and die in peace. But not at my lovely new job. No no I was told if I wanted to go home early I would need to bring a doctor's note....THE NEXT DAY. No exceptions. Is this real life?

Who needs sleep?! GET TO WORK!

Clearly it was real life as I am typing this Thursday and barely awake to spell the words. I have worked every single day this week and hated every single second. I still have to work tomorrow and Saturday although I am doing a bit better considering the minute I have gotten off work it has been meds, sleep, and soup. But yeah folks. Yeah. I work for heartless people who think leaving someone who can't STAND for more than 5 minutes ALONE for 3 hours a day is an amazing way to run a business. And same people are shocked when everyday I still look the same. Like really, people don't recover fast when they are told to work or else? SURPRISING! My co-worker pretended to be supportive but then I found out she complained to the manager I was sitting around doing nothing. In reality land I was doing all of one task in which I could sit down and she was doing all of another that requires standing instead of us doing a bit of both but reality does not exist at my job. Just suffering. Woe is the Tenchi. Let me get some more sleep and I will try posting up a storm. Is it Sunday yet? Is Santa bringing me a gun for Christmas? Again I apologize for not posting AT ALL for a long time but...for the most part I don't even remember this week.

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