Kore wa Zombie desu ka episode 7

Mog folks. Please. Please. PLEASE! Start praying, hoping, thinking positive thoughts that the redneck on Survivor was smart enough to make a fake immunity idol so Russell can find it and play it and get voted out. PLEASE!!! I mean….it should be a no brainer to make a fake idol at this point right? Still. WE NEED TO PRAY! Everyone hold hands for we must get rid of the evil that Russell. Be part of something great folks.

And if you have no idea who Russell is and have never watched Survivor….well….take my word for it. And join in the circle of hatred and loathing okay?

Wait...just now he is realizing this?!

But yeah. Back to the anime folks. Kore wa Zombie desu ka episode 7 to be exact. XD Is it bad that I am seeing the episode numbers as countdown to Japan Trip time? The higher the Winter animes gets the less I have to wait!!! But spoilers for….MORE GIRLS XO

Oh hi. I am trying to stay relevant here!

Episode Summary: Somewhere deep within the city lurks a person. A person eating ramen. And this person is getting stared at while eating ramen. Not when the person leaves a weird marker on the building but you know. People are freaks. Elsewhere Ayumu is trying to study for exams. Only Haruna has decided to help and instead of math Haruna has decided to start at the beginning. The beginning being string theory and fuzzy bunnies. Yuu is better when she actually works out all the problems for Ayumu but Haruna gets all jealous and draws bunnies over his booklet. But she does tell him what exactly is going to be on the test and he does well. Or would have if Haruna hadn’t suction cupped herself onto the window of his class saying it was monster hunting time. Ayumu waits until after his test but of course Haruna is nowhere to be seen. Ayumu calls home and Yuu tells Ayumu where he needs to go. Haruna’s teacher then calls and says she needs Ayumu to watch a secret item. Okay then. Zombie Ayumu tries to make it to Haruna as fast as possible but the sun threatens to kill him. He does make it to Haruna who was being attacked by a freak horse. But both Haruna and Ayumu are side attacked by rapist jellyfish.

Thongs and tentacle rape in the same episode? The fanboys must be happy.

Suddenly a figure jumps from the shadows and throws ramen all over the creatures, killing them. Sera shows up and the figure (Yuki) tries to hug her but HAHA apparently Yuki is from a rival vampire ninja faction. There is a little manhandling going on and in jealously Haruna pushes Ayumu. He lands on Yuki and he kisses her. OH SNAP FOLKS! After Haruna stomps away and Yuki stops blushing they go to Yuki’s secret hide out. There some men in thongs are making ramen. Special ramen. Yuki tries to explain the specialness but it turns into string theory and fuzzy bunnies. Yuki explains that the next time the town is taken over by monsters the machine will make it rain ramen. Ayumu and Sera leave (which Yuki protests) and Ayumu is like um that machine is bad for everyone yes? Sera is more concerned that Ayumu just married Yuki. Oh yes in vampire ninja culture once you kiss someone you are married. Not that it matters because when they arrive home Haruna had declared it Merry Santa is coming to blow your ass to the moon Day. Everyone in their pony tails make wishes to the evil saint of presents and everyone has a great time. The next day at school Ayumu receives the special item (see through glasses) and Yuki pops up as a student at school, ready to serve her husband forever. BEHOLD THE MAGIC! THE END!

Well I am honestly disappointed ya’ll. I thought that the next girl that was going to join Ayumu was going to be an alien terminator sent to destroy John Conner. What is this repeating people crap? TWO VAMPIRE NINJAS?! That is just silly talk.

Actually I lie. I try not to predict what is going on with this show. Because if I could correctly predict what was going to happen with this crazy ass show that would mean I was insane. And I can’t be insane folks. Because I don’t think they allow insane people into Puroland. Might scare the kids or something.

Obviously this makes sense! If you don't see it well...something is wrong with you.

It doesn’t really surprise me that Haruna is a moron. Most people who are geniuses tend to be. I mean I understand not being able to show your work but to draw animal auras and talk about the string theory instead of what looked like trigonometry is just stupid. Because Haruna is stupid. A stupid ex-magical girl who is a genius. XD

But I do like that Yuu helped Ayumu out. Of course that makes me wonder about having powers. Like Yuu is the ultimate magical girl. Do they learn about math in magical girl land? Can Sera make a rocket ship going to the moon? Could Haruna really cure cancer if she stopped sipping tea at Ayumu’s and put her mind to it? Seems very unfair these people have awesome powers, intelligence, and beauty.

So full of energy people!

I liked that we got to see how Ayumu melts in the sun. He complains about it all the time but all we see are dried out scenes by the window in class. I wanted to see him travel through town looking like a creepier. I like that people stared at him. I like that he had to dive in a river before he turned into a mummy.

But I don’t like that he has been a zombie for quite a while now and is too stupid to bring an umbrella everywhere he goes. So yay Ayumu is still stupider than Haruna.

The new girl is happy to be here!

On to the new girl. Who wants to be called Yuki. Great for me because that is easy to spell. Spelling is hard when you are not a genius folks. Despite being a vampire ninja (FROM A RIVAL CLAN YA’LL) she doesn’t have some secret technique to slay the baddies. No no folks. We have reached the dawn of a new age. An age where bad guys are not slayed with cute outfits or equally cute chainsaws. No no…we have something better.

Sparkle on ramen!

Ramen.

Oh yeah folks. Ramen. Ramen that came from a ninja vampire three star grading scale. Ramen that came from a human recipe. Not that we are ever going to find out the secret ingredient but that doesn’t matter folks. I will just use any old ramen and hope for the best when fighting demon horses and rapist jellyfish.

Enjoy the tentacle rape folks.

Yeah I said it folks. Rapist jellyfish. Who obviously are not gay. Not sure how necessary that scene was. So far this show has been stupid good fun with a side order of pervert. That almost took the show to a hentai level and I can’t feeling that. Damn rapist jellyfish. And I think Ayumu enjoyed it too.

What a beautiful wedding portrait.

Putting aside the unnecessary scene of stupidness…CONGRADS AYUMU! Despite having a harem of live in girlfriends you got yourself an outside wife. Haruna looks super please. She is well versed in the customs of vampire ninja life. But anyway Ayumu congratulations. At least you got married in a romantic way and not with an accidental slap on the face yes?

Aw I was hoping she was the new NEW girl for the Ayumu harem.

I love how Ayumu is blamed for everything. Because he is the one who fell on Yuki. He is the one who kissed her on purpose. And he is the one who grew up in vampire ninja society and knew about that bizarre custom. BAD AYUMU!!! What were you thinking? Although I wonder why he is okay with being molested by a jelly fish monster but the thought of kissing a dude was sadface.

Oh sweetheart....all husbands are whiners. But they are good at killing spiders so we keep them around.

But it is ON folks. Haruna verses Yuki. Eggs verses Ramen. Girl who wears no clothes and girl who is mistaken for a boy. Things are going to be interesting. Well I guess it doesn’t matter if Yuki is wearing clothes with Ayumu’s new see yo underwear glasses. But still folks. IT IS ON and Yuu could care less. Peace out!

Um...you can keep your presents..

Dude I almost forgot about Merry Santa hates everyone Tanabata. How could I forget that magical holiday? Even Haruhi couldn’t have thought of something so insane. But the purpose of that holiday was to show how the girls care for Ayumu and that they are a family. Not to make sense. Things don’t need to make sense ya’ll.

Okay. This is a better scene. No dead Santa now.

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Spring 2011 Anime Line-Up

I wish I knew how to quit you CLAMP.

BEHOLD! I am alive!!!! Not that I wouldn’t be but for a couch potato like me there were a few iffy moments there. Didn’t know if I was going to make it half the time but I pulled through and managed to make it back home. I need a sticker or something. I mean…I walked an entire hour without stopping. That really deserves a sticker.

XD Yeah folks I am that out of shape. But really I do need to start trying to end my couch potato ways. Because Japan is going to be a LOT of walking. I has realized that in trying to book hotels and seeing that things are NEAR stations but not AT stations and walking will happen every day. Lots of walking. With carrying a day bag and possible souvenirs. So yes folks. Baby steps. Me and my hour of walking are a big deal. Feel my pain.

Okay putting aside the fact that I am a small tub of lard I accomplished other things for the future today. THE FUTURE! The Spring Anime 2011 List type of future. This sorta has to do with my Japan trip as I will be missing about 4 weeks of blogging in May and 3 in July. Although July will be affect mostly Summer 2011.

But in any event my travels had no bearing on whether or not I picked up an anime. So this is my true list if I was traveling or not. XD Not too much going on but maybe given what I am doing in the next few months it is for the best.

Dude at this point I be happy with boy on boy kisses X__X

Sekai Ichi Hatsukoi

Synopsis (via MyAnimeList):
Onodera Ritsu has just transferred from his father's publishing company to Marukawa Shoten. Assigned to the shoujo manga division, he crosses path with the person he'd least expected to meet. Takano Masamune is the editor-in-chief of the division Ritsu's been assigned to, and the two seem get off on the wrong foot right from the very start when Takano unexpectedly kisses him. However, there is more to than what meets the eye: Takano is actually Saga, Ritsu's senpai and high school love, whom Ritsu had thought to have played him for a fool by taking his affections for granted when he confessed and summarily dumped him.

Airing: April 2011

XO What do my eyes see folks?! REAL YAOI?!?!?! After Luka and Yuki ending their series holding hands and Akira leaving his show STILL A VIRGIN I need a yaoi show…with some actual yaoi. I know crazy right? But yes since I am familiar with Junjou Romantica this sounds….extremely familiar. And I tend to like familiar things. XD BRING ON THE PRETTY BOYS!!!

Bring on the silly antics of high school girls!

A Channel

Synopsis:The story revolves around the everyday life of four high school girls: the flighty Run, the reckless Tōru, the timid Yūko, and the level-headed Nagi.

Airing: April 2011

Couldn’t really find a lot about this anime. But since it looks similar to Lucky Star and K-On! i think it will be enjoyable to watch. Not that I am expecting new and great things with this show. It just looks like fun and something cute to watch. You know, that I will love it for no reason and it will either be popular or people will hate it for being so very similar to other slice of life shows.

The power of pizza compels me!!!

Denpa Onna to Seishun Otoko

Synopsis(via MyAnimeList): The story revolves around a high school boy named Niwa Makoto. He lives with his aunt’s family since his parents are away on business. It is there where he meets his mysterious cousin of the same age Touwa Erio — who happens to tie a futon mattress around her upper body and is a self-proclaimed alien. Her staple food is pizza. Erio had been missing for half a year and was found floating in the sea. She doesn't remember anything about what happened during that period of time, but she began to think that it was the act of an alien and wanders the neighborhood wrapped in the futon.

Airing: April 2011

I think this show is going to have a huge following based on the bizarre actions of Eiro. But yes this sounds like a weird show that might be interesting to watch. I mean she is no ninja vampire magical girl zombie but aliens are fun too. Even if the aliens are only in her head. So I shall give this a chance since I love pizza and I want to see a person wearing a futon as a cape.

And that is about it for me. XD There are a few OVA’s/OAD’s that look interesting but whenever those become available I will blog them. But for now these are the shows I plan to blog each week. When my happy self gets back from Japan my first priority (after sleeping XD) will be to blog about my trip but I plan to catch right back up on these shows. XD Here’s to hoping these three shows are worth watching so I can keep busy before my trip!

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Hakuouki Hekketsuroku episode 6: And then he died

Of course by happiest I mean saddest and most depressing. Because I am just that awesome.

Also my head was feeling less explody due to medical issues. Then my husband and I decided to look in hotels for our Japan trip and now there is brain matter everywhere. Who will feed the kitties now?!

On the road to SadVille.

Spoilers for other people having equally explody days.

WTF we didn't even know he was dead?!?

Episode Summary: Okita and his very hot if not sick self is riding frantically on a horse. Likewise Hijikata is making his way somewhere with Chizuru. The rest of the men left before them as Hijikata is still all injured and being pathetic. Okita eventually meets up with Hijikata and informs him with anger that Kondou has been beheaded. He is all screaming and yelling until Chizuru points out that Hijikata is injured. Okita walks away all pissed off and Saito walks up. He gives more details about the execution and everyone is sad that Kondou was not allowed to kill himself. Chizuru runs after Okita and is like look dude Kondou stayed behind to save us. Okita acknowledges that makes sense but still can’t forgive Hijikata. Chizuru walks back to the group where Saito has decided to challenge Hijikata to a duel. Hijikata loses and Saito is like SEE you stay here and rest and I will lead the troops in your place. This goes over well.

SO MUCH FEELING!!!!

Elsewhere Harada was waiting for the oni zombie army of doom and Shiranui walks up with a box of silver bullets. He tells Harada to hit the road but he is like no bro I got your back. The army appears and the fight begins. Harada gets very injured and Shiranui protects him. Shiranui runs out of bullets so Harada uses the last of his strength to help blow up Uncle Crack Head. Shiranui sits with Harada against a tree and stays with him until he DIES. :( Hijikata has to stay behind and rest while the others go on ahead. Okita is having a pout nearby. He hears men talking about ambushing Hijikata and despite the fact he just hacked up a gallon of blood, goes after all the men. Hijikata starts to have a really bad feeling and goes to find Okita. Chizuru joins him and they find a pile of bodies and Okita’s sword. Hijikata is like see he is okay but turns his back to cry. Chizuru realizes Okita is dead and it is sad city. THE END!

OH I SEE FOLKS!!!!

Like so okay. Sannan who has been a useless piece of trash since episode 2, been emo since episode three, and a murderer probably for like…..at least the entire second season is alive. Or as alive as a zombie oni can be. He is still running around eating people and being a crack head but both Okita and Harada are dead. I see now. Life is super fair.

Of course by super fair I mean RAGE ON MY FACE!!!!!

Who should I talk about first? I guess Harada since he randomly just DIED and Okita was on his last leg for about 10 episodes anyway.

How can you be out of ammo?! You had an entire box!!!

Okay. Harada. I was really, REALLY joking when I said you and Shiranui had a bromance going on. I mean I could pretend but the writers were probably going more for arch enemies who would never kill each other and respected each other more than they would admit. Fanfictions could make them into something more but they were not cannon. Not like my Tsubasa couple.

I just hope he buries Harada. :(

But then this episode comes along and really makes me think that….X__X there could have been something. Not NOW of course because Harada up and DIED. But for like the 4th time these two men fought together when really one of them could have abandoned the other. While Harada wasn’t that helpful Shiranui really had his back. Protecting him and such. And Shiranui said nothing while Harada was dying, no lame words of encouragement. Just sat there and was with him while he died.

Okay he was kinda badass there...And he didn't run out of ammo.

And really folks. Did Harada need to be there? He did save Shiranui from head crazy Kondou but that was about it. Shiranui did most of the work with his box of silver bullets. I guess Shiranui tried to make Harada leave in a subtle way (WEAK HUMAN) but Harada had man pride and what not.

Too sad for words!!!

I just found the whole thing heartbreaking and sad. And pointless. Harada’s last words were about Shinpachi (meaning that he was going back to the main group yes?) and he just…died. Shiranui lost his bro and according to Chizuru they never knew what happened. Just…did not see that coming folks. Sad face is sad especially since according to sources Harada had one of the happier endings in the game

So hot when he was angry....

Moving on to things that were expected. :( Rest in peace Okita. I am pretty sure he had the crappiest story of the whole bunch. I mean Sannan could have lived his life just helping out the group from behind the scenes. He at least got injured in battle. Okita got randomly sick and remained sick even after becoming a zombie oni. Like how unfair is this? Now I am going to die sooner because I am using my oni powers to stay alive but my quality of life still sucks? I call FOUL people.

Much hotter than the oni zombies on the other side.

But part of me feels as if Okita had a stupid death too. I mean he died protecting Hijikata. But why weren’t there a FEW MEN with Chizuru and Hijikata? I understand that my last remaining hottie Saito and Heisuke have to go with the main troops to guard people (and keep Sannan from eating people). But we couldn’t hook up Hijikata with a few red shirt people to be meat shields? I guess in the end it wouldn’t matter but still. SADNESS.

I don't think that was the point....

Mog folks. I really almost finished this post without mentioning Kondou. HAHA X__x Well he was boring and not hot okay! Also when he was kidnapped last week it was known that was the end for him. He just hadn’t died yet. But he was beheaded ya’ll. And people were more upset he wasn’t allowed to kill himself. Because HONOR FOLKS! HONOR.

Everyone needs a hug!!!

But yeah that is why Okita was all pissy. He thought Hijikata should have done more to protect Kondou. But when he found out that Hijikata was beyond injured and did his best with all the fights Okita blamed himself. Not that any of that makes sense but it is man pride folks. People are supposed to beat armies when bleeding all over the place and such. Or when they have deadly conditions. So really Okita was more pissed at his inability to help with the fight even though deep down he knows it was no one’s fault.

He was going to die anyway...might as well die for a friend... :(

In the end Okita protected Hijikata because he knows it wasn’t his fault that Kondou died. That and if Kondou made Hijikata in charge Okita was going to protect his legacy. So tying his sword to his hand he went with a bang. At first I wondered where his body was but then I remembered he was all zombie oni mode. So I think he turned into dust and that makes me more depressed. Like….it guess it would be sad to see his bleeding dead body but having nothing to bury at all is pretty upsetting.
X__X And Hijikata crying over Okita made me sad. Like MOG he is feeling all over the place. But since he lost three men (well he only knows of two) this episode he has the right to cry. I would be crying too.

Dude we are losing enough of our hotties without turning on each other!!!!

I thought my precious Saito had lost his mind when he was fighting Hijikata but it turns out they were just having man issues. Saito couldn’t say HEY you are injured stay at home. No no he had to kick Hijikata’s ass and show him he needed to stay at home. But in the end Saito is still loyal and that is all that matters.

Well not really since it looks like Saito has a LOT of screen time next week. :( Is my Saito the next to die? SAY IT AIN’T SO!!!!

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Kobato Drop 23 B: And CLAMP hates us all

OH HI SPOILERS!!!

Dear CLAMP

You probably don’t know me. But I know you. I know you very well.

Err Scratch that. Sounds a bit too much like SAW. And since SAW drives me crazy too we can’t be having that. The point is I have been a long time fan of your many works. I would buy the Japanese mangas of Card Captor Sakura because they weren’t out in America yet. I bought the 15 dollar VIZ X/1999 mangas because I was that hooked on your stories. My favorite couple of all time/forever/until the end of time will be Fai and Kurogane.

So why WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS TO ME?! And by me I mean people like me. Your fans. Devoted fans. Devoted fans who are tired of being put through the ringer. X/1999 and Legal Drug on hiatus forever. Tsubasa ending with….err the main characters…you know. XXXholic having the worst/rushed ending ever.

Just why…WHY!!?!?!?

Love everyone who has ever loved CLAMP


So what am I going on about now? One would probably think by now that I hate CLAMP. I am beginning to think that too. But I view CLAMP like my husband. He drives me the most crazy because I love him the most. And CLAMP is my favorite manga group thus when they do things that are X__X it really affects me.

Or maybe I am a crazy person because I compared my husband to a group of people I have never met. CLEARLY I AM THE INSANE ONE.

THINGS CANNOT END TOMORROW!!!

The reason I am so mad is because CLAMP obviously wanted to get rid of Kobato since XXXholic was dead and gone. Got to rush everything to make Gate 7 the best manga ever!!!! No really CLAMP. Stop doing this. You can’t create mangas that people love and devote tons of time to and decide oh…we are bored now time to move on and wrap things up as quickly as possible. We saw that with XXXholic. We got 43857 chapters of boring crap (cat virginity people!) and BAM it is over with great grandson Domeki sucking at life.

Things can't end yet EVERYONE STILL HAS THEIR EYES!!!!

Will this happen with Kobato? I am getting the feeling it will. We spent MONTHS (okay chapters) with Kobato going to see Okiura. Now she moves out of the apartment in ten seconds and everything is going to end tomorrow?! OKAY FOLKS! This will end well.

Oh chapter summary much? XD : Ioryogi was talking to his angel in Kobato’s body. But suddenly we SEE the angel (Suishou). Of course this doesn’t matter since Kobato and Suishou are identical but it still makes Ioryogi sad. Suishou says she was the one who did the reading on Okiura but really anyone could have seen what was going on. But Ioryogi knows that Suishou being able to come out means that the stopped time is moving now and that spells really bad stuff. Suishou just wants Kobato to be happy and Ioryogi tries to apologize for his actions in his own clumsy ways. THEN WE GET TO SEE IORYOGI!!!!!! XO After that amazing scene the messenger bunny is like HAHA Kobato has one day left. This obviously does not go over well. The next day Kobato greets Chitose warmly and talks about the nursery like things are going to be okay. Kobato thanks Chitose for everything and takes off with her suitcase. THE END!
ANGER PEOPLE! ALL OVER MY FACE!!!!

I WILL CLING TO THIS CLAMP!!!

But I will say I am happy that we got to see Ioryogi. Jury is still out on whether or not he is that dimension’s Fujimoto. In any manga sometimes characters all look alike. Or they can’t draw a great range of people. So it is hard to tell with a side view if that is Fujimoto or not. It would make me HAPPY if it was the same person/same soul deal. But at this point I should be happy they are even finishing this manga.

So yes folks. I am happy about that.

Getting romantic with a plushie...interesting.

And really I am happy that Suishou and Ioryogi got to have their moment. After all both have gone through they deserved to see each other again. Also the way things are going everyone is going to lose their eyeballs and be locked in a weird store for 100 years so this might be all we see folks. So Suishou got to see her man and Ioryogi tried to apologize for all he has done.

Plus it was sad and bittersweet. They got to see each other but it wasn’t really them and they couldn’t touch. And to be honest I am sure they didn’t know each other very well before the war and deaths. So….it is one of those loves that you just have and nothing much happens after the fact because one of the people dies and the other person turns into a plushie sent to help out the girl who looks like your dead angel. I am sure this happens all the time.

Wait what is going on?! WHERE ARE YOU GOING?!?!

The part I am NOT happy with is the fact that ending so soon. I have joked before that even if things ended soon it would still take a whole year for us to get the closing 10 arc chapters. But after this latest XXXholic stunt I am not so sure. Chitose, who has taken great care of Kobato, got a 5 second send off. Like HI BYE. So I am not putting it passed CLAMP if the whole Okiura and Sayaka issue is all taken care of in the next chapter, Kobato “dies” in the next, and somehow Fujimoto finds a reincarnated Kobato in the last. Meaning we could have 3 chapters left. THAT IS ALL FOLKS!

After all the build up with Okiura and Sayaka they deserve more than a few pages. And Fujimoto just now last chapter said Kobato isn’t gum at the bottom of his shoe. And the entire premise of this manga was Kobato had to gather the hearts of hurt people. She has like…7 pieces of candy. In the anime she was pretty much on her way and healing Fujimoto gave her the right amount to make the wish happen. But now she has 7 pieces of candy and it’s game over tomorrow.

If this manga ends with him being this universe's Kamui I may forgive CLAMP. MAYBE!

So in conclusion of a crazy post that has taken me hours to type because I am in deep denial this manga is going to end soon and it may turn out to be an XXXholic type situation. If things go EXACTLY the way it did the anime with the addition of Ioryogi and Suishou being happy I might be okay. But if this is done in less than 4 chapters things won’t be good folks.

I am going to rewatch Survivor now so I can laugh at stupid people. I need a good laugh right now. Please don’t kill my soul CLAMP!!

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To Aru Majutsu No Index Season Two Episode 19

I have come to the conclusion that EVERYONE at work hates me. If something wonderful and dramatic happens at work I would think ONE of my co-workers would tell me. Hello drama is my life energy. Why would they want to deprive me of beautiful gossip? Because they are haters. HATERS.

In other news my entire head is one big ball of pain. So I have no gossip and thinking is super hard. Oh and Sci-Fi is being a hater today. BOO today BOO!!!!!

See if you destroy everything then what fun can you have AFTERWARDS?!

But I have To Aru Majutsu no Index to keep my company yes? The show that is full of things making sense and only a handful of characters. Pretty easy for someone who hasn’t taken 5434 aspirin to understand. Spoilers for…..people getting their asses kicked?

The rehabilitation process is obviously a slow one...

Episode Summary: Sasha (the crazy from last season who caused the body switching incident) is researching what happens when angels take over human bodies. Which is what happened to her apparently. Before we can learn too much about that topic some random crazy comes in and tries to molest her. After Accelerator rescues Misaka Misaka from….being lost she skips around in the rain and falls on her butt. She skins her knees and acts all whiny. Despite trying to be a bad boy Accelerator orders her to stay put and buys her cutie bandaids. On his way back to her some vans try to run Accelerator over but he turns on his powers for 15 minutes and goes to town. WOOHOO fun times. Out of another van exists a dude named Kihara. He has a past with Accelerator with either being a scientist who messed with his body or a fellow experimented child. Possibly both. Either way he has been sent there to kill Accelerator. Accelerator does not take him serious enough and Kihara proceeds to kick him around the street. A lot. Something to do with Kihara being able to use noise to stop Accelerator’s attack. Kihara reveals he has been ordered to get Misaka Misaka and to do so Accelerator must die.

FLY MISAKA MISAKA!! FLY!!!

When Kihara shows off he has found Misaka Misaka Accelerator uses the last of his power to fling her far away. After Kihara kicks him in the face more and threatens some red shirt no ones the search is on for Misaka Misaka. Only Index skips up and is like hi I am 12 and what is this? Turns out Index ran away from Touma to return some tissues to Accelerator. On his way to find Index Touma finds all these AntiSkill people unconscious on the ground. He also runs into Misaka Misaka who asks him to save Accelerator. This is all happening because way earlier Ms Crazy Piercings AKA Vento the Front came to the city to mess Aleister up. She does so by killing his board of directors and generally acting like a crazy person. To combat this crazy Aleister is going to use the AIM fields and Misaka Misaka. OKAY THEN! THE END!!!!

That probably hurt....

Woohoo! No deranged magical girls in this episode. But still confusing yes?

Faces are overrated anyway.

Most of the episode was devoted to beating the crap out of Accelerator. Which I think he needed. I think he has spent far too long thinking he is the best and that made him cocky. I think he doesn’t count Touma as the best. He probably views Touma as a lucky bastard. Like an auto win that doesn’t rely on talent. So besides Touma Accelerator has grown up with a distorted view on how AWESOME he is. So him getting taken down a peg was probably good for him.

Oh snap I am better than you!!!!

Not that I wanted him to get his ass kicked. But in the long run it will help him better his strategies. Of course not everyone has such extensive knowledge like Kihara does. But if he could figure it out so could others. And Accelerator is weaker now so he needs to come up with a better way to fight. Maybe instead of cackling like a crazy person he could have been more efficient? Although I think when he is fighting for someone (Misaka Misaka) he does focus better. Maybe that is why Touma always wins? Constantly fighting for girls and all.

Be more specific with your wish next time home slice.

Of course Accelerator will be rescued by the person he probably sees as a cheat. Wishing for Lady Luck and being panicked for the first time he probably won’t be THAT resentful. Maybe he will be too busy hating Kihara to hate the fact that Touma has to be the one to rescue him.

Obviously this is the arc of people with ugly faces.

Speaking of Kihara…he is pretty insane too. I wonder how old he is as Accelerator refers to him as a child no one liked but also as the doctor who experimented on him. Which none of that matters in terms of crazy. Well maybe it does, if he started off as an abused child and was turned into a twisted adult. If he was sent to kill Accelerator he should have done so instead of toying with him. Cat with a toy if you would.

Such a wonderful babysitter!!!!

But I did find Accelerator cute when he got Misaka Misaka some bandaids and such. I mean…I am not an evil person who went around killing 10k clones but I don’t think I would have stopped to help her. He said don’t play on the wet sidewalk. Then she fell. She will never learn if people keep picking up after her. So if I, a normal person who has not murdered 10k clones, would not have helped Misaka Misaka Accelerator must be a changing person?

I WANTS!!!!

Or at the very least…I like the bandaids he picked out. XD Of course carrying her home might have been easier than leaving her alone but he does have to walk with a cane. Could have called Aiho though….

Please take back the two tissues you loaned me!!!

I thought the way to get Touma to the battle scene was very weak. Like…why did Accelerator give Index disposable tissues anyway? Like I don’t understand that or why Index thought that he would want them back. I understand that Touma needs to show up and save the day (as he thinks he is unfortunate is the Lady’s Luck Accelerator needs right now) but I thought it was weak the way it happened.

Um sure random information lady!

Okay so other stuff with the episode. The opening stuff with Sasha was weird. I guess just showing that an angel took over her body during her arc. Which I think I really missed last time. X__X So I guess that was important. Not sure how that got overlooked last time. So Sasha and her pervert taker were there to show us what will happen soon, with an angel taking over a human’s body.

MOG I thought that was an ugly hat but I think that is her hair. X__X

Then we got Ms. Vento of the Front. Apparently she is crazy. And she hates Aleister. Which a lot of people hate Aleister so that is not helpful. So it looks like the head crazy of the Catholics (don’t ask me which one as they all run together in my head) and the head crazy of Academy City are going head to head soon. But it doesn’t look like Aleister is too worried since he has Jesus…I mean Touma on his necklace. Just for now Ms. Vento of the front is a crazy person.

Oh...it all makes sense. DUH!!!

So in conclusion Kihara was sent to kill Accelerator so they could obtain Misaka Misaka because she can do something with AIM fields and summon big boobed girl to take down Ms. Vento. GOT IT! XD

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